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DoomYoshi
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by DoomYoshi » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:44 pm
mrswdk wrote: 1 minute waiting in a takeaway > 15-20 minutes spent on prepping food and washing up dishes
Join Her Majesty's Navy. Problem solved.
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DoomYoshi
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by DoomYoshi » Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:46 pm
mookiemcgee wrote: DoomYoshi wrote: At least give your bottom few. 7. tacos that aren't delicious
Ugh, had the worst tacos ever at ATL airport yesterday
Did it taste like Dickey, Colon or just shitty contracts in general?
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riskllama
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by riskllama » Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:54 pm
[player]Thorthoth[/player]
2dimes
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by 2dimes » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:29 pm
It tasted like thorthoth? Nasty!
DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:12 pm
mrswdk wrote: 1 minute waiting in a takeaway > 15-20 minutes spent on prepping food and washing up dishes
Now you just sound like a lazy hooker.
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
riskllama
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by riskllama » Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:50 pm
mrswdk
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by mrswdk » Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:22 am
You guys are so jealous.
mookiemcgee
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by mookiemcgee » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:16 am
DoomYoshi wrote: mookiemcgee wrote: DoomYoshi wrote: At least give your bottom few. 7. tacos that aren't delicious
Ugh, had the worst tacos ever at ATL airport yesterday
Did it taste like Dickey, Colon or just shitty contracts in general?
Well the shrimp tacos constisted of 2 shitty overcooked shrimp and salsa. No additional anything, and the tortilla to filling ratio was pathetic.
Still better (and safer) than ordering the clam chowder or fish tacos at the local strip club though....
Timminz
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by Timminz » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:21 pm
My wife says it's a 10, but in reality, my bottom is probably more of an 8.
TA1LGUNN3R
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by TA1LGUNN3R » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:43 pm
Timminz wrote: My wife says it's a 10, but in reality, my bottom is probably more of an 8.
Well lah tee da, mr fancy pants.
-TG
Timminz
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by Timminz » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:07 pm
TA1LGUNN3R wrote: Timminz wrote: My wife says it's a 10, but in reality, my bottom is probably more of an 8.
Well lah tee da, mr fancy pants.
-TG
Well, yes, pants do tend to look quite nice, on me...
Symmetry
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by Symmetry » Sat Apr 08, 2017 12:48 am
In no particular order: 10 ) People who just stop walking in a crowded street 9 ) People who talk on hands free headsets 8 ) Chuggers (Charity Muggers) 7 ) Anybody in a costume 6 ) Anybody busking solely via karaoke 5 ) People handing out leaflets 4 ) People walking their dog without a leash 3 ) Random people stopping me to ask for money (non-homeless) 2 ) People walking three abreast on the pavement (sidewalk, if you're American) 1 ) Anyone asking to bum a cigarette My life is a slow accumulation of small hells everytime I walk down the street.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
KoolBak
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by KoolBak » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:11 am
Damn dude....move to the country ;o)
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca AND:
riskllama wrote: Koolbak wins this thread.
Symmetry
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by Symmetry » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:36 pm
KoolBak wrote: :lol: Damn dude....move to the country ;o)
As if that would stop me finding new ways to be annoyed...
I'd just have to come up with another 10 things.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
mrswdk
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by mrswdk » Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:32 am
Get a job. Then you won't have time to get annoyed by pointless things.
Dukasaur
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by Dukasaur » Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:50 am
I don't know about you, but I find a lot more reasons to get annoyed at work than at home.
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” ― Voltaire
DoomYoshi
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by DoomYoshi » Sun Apr 09, 2017 4:50 pm
Symmetry's life feels like the Gong Show but no matter how hard and how many times he bangs his head off the gong, it just never stops.
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mrswdk
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by mrswdk » Sun Apr 09, 2017 4:56 pm
I think his life's more like Groundhog Day, except every day he wakes up in the same room and studies for a new undergrad degree.
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by saxitoxin » Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:27 pm
Symmetry wrote: 3 ) Random people stopping me to ask for money (non-homeless)
That's on you.
If you didn't always look so dapper, you might not get this.
Symm dressed to pop over to Tesco for a 2-liter of Pepsi Max -
riskllama
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by riskllama » Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:53 pm
i kind of like that jacket, but i don't think i could pull it off...
Dukasaur
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by Dukasaur » Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:04 pm
riskllama wrote: i kind of like that jacket, but i don't think i could pull it off...
Depends whom you were trying to pull it off of....
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” ― Voltaire
TA1LGUNN3R
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by TA1LGUNN3R » Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:35 pm
riskllama wrote: i kind of like that jacket, but i don't think i could pull it off...
Who do you think you are, Jimi Hendrix or one of the Beatles?
-TG
BoganGod
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by BoganGod » Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:37 am
saxitoxin wrote: Symmetry wrote: 3 ) Random people stopping me to ask for money (non-homeless)
That's on you.
If you didn't always look so dapper, you might not get this.
Symm dressed to pop over to Tesco for a 2-liter of Pepsi Max -
Easy D! Beware, you may be reported for doing an Owen and doxing folks. Becareful how you share images of fellow users(tots makes this seem like a drug thing)
Symmetry
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by Symmetry » Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:04 pm
Thanks guys
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein