What's your Bottom 10?

by **DoomYoshi** on Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:44 pm

mrswdk wrote:1 minute waiting in a takeaway > 15-20 minutes spent on prepping food and washing up dishes

Join Her Majesty's Navy. Problem solved.

by **DoomYoshi** on Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:46 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:At least give your bottom few.

7. tacos that aren't delicious

Ugh, had the worst tacos ever at ATL airport yesterday

Did it taste like Dickey, Colon or just shitty contracts in general?

by **riskllama** on Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:54 pm

Thorthoth

by **2dimes** on Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:29 pm

It tasted like thorthoth? Nasty!

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:12 pm

mrswdk wrote:1 minute waiting in a takeaway > 15-20 minutes spent on prepping food and washing up dishes

Now you just sound like a lazy hooker.

by **riskllama** on Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:50 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
mrswdk wrote:1 minute waiting in a takeaway > 15-20 minutes spent on prepping food and washing up dishes

Now you just sound like a lazy hooker.

by **mrswdk** on Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:22 am

You guys are so jealous.

by **mookiemcgee** on Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:16 am

DoomYoshi wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:At least give your bottom few.

7. tacos that aren't delicious

Ugh, had the worst tacos ever at ATL airport yesterday

Did it taste like Dickey, Colon or just shitty contracts in general?

Well the shrimp tacos constisted of 2 shitty overcooked shrimp and salsa. No additional anything, and the tortilla to filling ratio was pathetic.

Still better (and safer) than ordering the clam chowder or fish tacos at the local strip club though....

by **Timminz** on Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:21 pm

My wife says it's a 10, but in reality, my bottom is probably more of an 8.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:43 pm

Timminz wrote:My wife says it's a 10, but in reality, my bottom is probably more of an 8.

Well lah tee da, mr fancy pants.

-TG

by **Timminz** on Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:07 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Timminz wrote:My wife says it's a 10, but in reality, my bottom is probably more of an 8.

Well lah tee da, mr fancy pants.

-TG

Well, yes, pants do tend to look quite nice, on me...

by **Symmetry** on Sat Apr 08, 2017 12:48 am

In no particular order:

10 ) People who just stop walking in a crowded street
9 ) People who talk on hands free headsets
8 ) Chuggers (Charity Muggers)
7 ) Anybody in a costume
6 ) Anybody busking solely via karaoke
5 ) People handing out leaflets
4 ) People walking their dog without a leash
3 ) Random people stopping me to ask for money (non-homeless)
2 ) People walking three abreast on the pavement (sidewalk, if you're American)
1 ) Anyone asking to bum a cigarette

My life is a slow accumulation of small hells everytime I walk down the street.

by **KoolBak** on Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:11 am

Damn dude....move to the country ;o)

by **Symmetry** on Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:36 pm

KoolBak wrote::lol: Damn dude....move to the country ;o)

As if that would stop me finding new ways to be annoyed...

I'd just have to come up with another 10 things.

by **mrswdk** on Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:32 am

Get a job. Then you won't have time to get annoyed by pointless things.

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:50 am

I don't know about you, but I find a lot more reasons to get annoyed at work than at home.

by **DoomYoshi** on Sun Apr 09, 2017 4:50 pm

Symmetry's life feels like the Gong Show but no matter how hard and how many times he bangs his head off the gong, it just never stops.

by **mrswdk** on Sun Apr 09, 2017 4:56 pm

I think his life's more like Groundhog Day, except every day he wakes up in the same room and studies for a new undergrad degree.

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:27 pm

Symmetry wrote:3 ) Random people stopping me to ask for money (non-homeless)

That's on you.

If you didn't always look so dapper, you might not get this.

Symm dressed to pop over to Tesco for a 2-liter of Pepsi Max -

by **riskllama** on Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:53 pm

i kind of like that jacket, but i don't think i could pull it off...

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:04 pm

riskllama wrote:i kind of like that jacket, but i don't think i could pull it off...

Depends whom you were trying to pull it off of....

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:35 pm

riskllama wrote:i kind of like that jacket, but i don't think i could pull it off...

Who do you think you are, Jimi Hendrix or one of the Beatles?

-TG

by **BoganGod** on Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:37 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Symmetry wrote:3 ) Random people stopping me to ask for money (non-homeless)

That's on you.

If you didn't always look so dapper, you might not get this.

Symm dressed to pop over to Tesco for a 2-liter of Pepsi Max -

Easy D! Beware, you may be reported for doing an Owen and doxing folks. Becareful how you share images of fellow users(tots makes this seem like a drug thing)