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Do you wish you had a vagina?

 
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The Guy Poll II

Postby hecter on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:42 am

Well boys, I don't know about you, but I most certainly wish I had a vagina. Do you?
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Postby freezie on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:44 am

The first 'no' vote :D
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:46 am

make it your new location, Hec

Location: Dreaming of haveing a vagina
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Postby hecter on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:48 am

lord twiggy1 wrote:make it your new location, Hec

Location: Dreaming of haveing a vagina

Smart man!
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Postby Aegnor on Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:24 am

Being a man whore, I thought it was mandatory to have a vagina hec.
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Postby hecter on Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:26 am

Aegnor wrote:Being a man whore, I thought it was mandatory to have a vagina hec.

No, hence being a man whore.
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:28 am

hecter wrote:
lord twiggy1 wrote:make it your new location, Hec

Location: Dreaming of haveing a vagina

Smart man!


ya...well...I do what i can
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Postby Aegnor on Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:30 am

hecter wrote:
Aegnor wrote:Being a man whore, I thought it was mandatory to have a vagina hec.

No, hence being a man whore.


Well I just wanted to say you were a man whore. So I used that lame statement as an excuse :D
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:32 am

thats really lame
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:01 am

how bout a "just curious" option?
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Postby diddle on Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:33 am

you've gotta weigh up the pros and cons og having a penis or a vagina
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Postby Aegnor on Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:32 am

diddle wrote:you've gotta weigh up the pros and cons og having a penis or a vagina


Oh hell, we'll need some female perspective in that case. I'm not sure I can help ya there.

Ok let's go for the Pro's and Cons of a penis:

Pros:

*Easy to urinate
*Less effort to masturbate
*Easy to satisfy during sex
*Erection

Cons:
*It has the supplement of two testicles (not that I don't like mine), Kinda shitty for us to be honest. We need to stuff em up in our shorts and rearrange them often. They accumulate sweat and bad smell as a result.
*Erection
*Bad looks (it's not the most aesthetic organ you've ever seen)

I dunno can't think of many cons.
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:43 am

Aegnor wrote:
diddle wrote:you've gotta weigh up the pros and cons og having a penis or a vagina


Oh hell, we'll need some female perspective in that case. I'm not sure I can help ya there.

Ok let's go for the Pro's and Cons of a penis:

Pros:

*Easy to urinate
*Less effort to masturbate
*Easy to satisfy during sex
*Erection

Cons:
*It has the supplement of two testicles (not that I don't like mine), Kinda shitty for us to be honest. We need to stuff em up in our shorts and rearrange them often. They accumulate sweat and bad smell as a result.
*Erection
*Bad looks (it's not the most aesthetic organ you've ever seen)

I dunno can't think of many cons.


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ive ben looking for a reason to use that one, ive never used it before, thanks aegnor, :lol:
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Re: The Guy Poll II

Postby Simonov on Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:49 am

hecter wrote:Well boys, I don't know about you, but I most certainly wish I had a vagina. Do you?


very strange.:shock:
heard of penis envy but this...you lost it man.

well at least nowadays you have opportunity to fulfill this wish.
so either go to plastic surgeon or use do-it-yourself approach.

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good luck! :twisted: just watch what u wish for next time cause maybe your wish gets true.
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Postby FiveThreeEight on Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:56 am

Don't forget something to scoop out a hole. How about this:

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or maybe this:

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Re: The Guy Poll II

Postby Sackett58 on Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:48 am

Simonov wrote:
hecter wrote:Well boys, I don't know about you, but I most certainly wish I had a vagina. Do you?


very strange.:shock:
heard of penis envy but this...you lost it man.

well at least nowadays you have opportunity to fulfill this wish.
so either go to plastic surgeon or use do-it-yourself approach.

tools required:
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This poll has gone terrible wrong. :shock:

good luck! :twisted: just watch what u wish for next time cause maybe your wish gets true.
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Postby Gilligan on Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:52 am

Where's the Guy Poll 1?
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Postby FiveThreeEight on Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:00 am

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Postby Dmunster on Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:35 am

No thank you. All that bleeding, bleh! My Mangina works well enough... :-#
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:14 am

well who asked you :evil:

:lol: jk
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Postby btownmeggy on Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:16 am

Aegnor wrote:*Bad looks (it's not the most aesthetic organ you've ever seen)


Compared to the vagina???
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:22 am

this is sick, it reminds me of the csi where i guy was doing them in some undergrouhnd lockups and messed a few up and they found the bodys and it was funny
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Postby Simonov on Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:59 am

btownmeggy wrote:
Aegnor wrote:*Bad looks (it's not the most aesthetic organ you've ever seen)


Compared to the vagina???


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vs oyster
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i vote for oyster
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Postby FiveThreeEight on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:04 pm

:shock:

:lol:

OYSTERS ARE GOOD!!!
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Postby Aegnor on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:09 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Aegnor wrote:*Bad looks (it's not the most aesthetic organ you've ever seen)


Compared to the vagina???


Yeah, compared to the vagina, what else did you have in mind?
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