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BEST LAME JOKES!!!-Post it here!!!

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I got one: Why didn't the kid want the can of Pringles?

Cuz there was "P" on it!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
Nobody cries when you chop a dead baby.

What's the difference between a mars bar and a dead baby?
About 100 calories. :lol: :lol:
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Post by sharrakor »

Why did I shoot AAAVforce? Because I was bored.

I'm just kidding...but you better stay away, just in case. :wink:
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Post by Coleman »

A guy walked into a bar...

OUCH!!!

And then there is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8
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Post by salr15 »

***driving by a cemetary***

"You know people are dying to come here."
i still suck cock for a living

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Hyasri wrote:Dont panic, I am here and active :)

Just taking my time to get familiar with everything rather than just rushing in and making some rash decisions.
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Post by MeDeFe »

What's black and sits on a tree?
A monkey after a forest fire.
And what's red and sits next to it?
His buddy's still glowing.
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Post by muy_thaiguy »

Let's just hope this one won't get locked up.

Well, here's one.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Post by Aegnor »

President George W. Bush.
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Aegnor wrote:President George W. Bush.


:lol:
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Post by magneticgoop »

MeDeFe yours reminded me of one.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?...he slipped
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?...money see monkey do
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?...he was holding hands with monkey 2
why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?...peer pressure
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Post by willis »

Aegnor wrote:President George W. Bush.
I got a better one.

Womens rights
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Post by Fircoal »

The1exile wrote:
Aegnor wrote:President George W. Bush.


:lol:


:lol: :lol: lolz
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Post by firth4eva »

how do you get pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on
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Post by Minister Masket »

firth4eva wrote:how do you get pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on

:lol: Preety gooood!

However, t'is no match for the best one of all:

What does a pirate drive?

A caaaarrrrrrr!
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What is red and doesnt move ?

A dead tomato.
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Post by Huckleberryhound »

Why are there no pain killers in the jungle ?

Because the parrots eat em all.
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Post by Hitman079 »

i saw this on another joke threads on CC...
What's black, blue, and doesn't like sex?
The kid in my basement.
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And what's black, blue and likes sex?

The kid in my basement on the right drugs.
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Post by Karl the Master »

what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot.
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Post by Stopper »

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a Thai bar.

The barman found them to be so culturally similar as to be indistinguishable.
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Stopper, do not post any more non-lame jokes in this thread, ok?
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Post by AAAVforce »

What about some dead baby jokes?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pile of monkeys?

I don't have a pile of monkeys in my garage! :lol:
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Post by MeDeFe »

And what's the difference between a dead monkey and a pile of babies?

The babies are alive... yet!
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Post by misterman10 »

How do you get a baby to stop running around in a circle?








Tie his other leg to the pole
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

Yakuza power.
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Post by lalaland »

What did zero say to eight?


Nice belt.


0 --> 8

(My 5 year old cousin told me that one)
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What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?


Sparky
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