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BEST LAME JOKES!!!-Post it here!!!

Postby AAAVforce on Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:26 pm

I got one: Why didn't the kid want the can of Pringles?

Cuz there was "P" on it!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
Nobody cries when you chop a dead baby.

What's the difference between a mars bar and a dead baby?
About 100 calories. :lol: :lol:
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Postby sharrakor on Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:29 pm

Why did I shoot AAAVforce? Because I was bored.

I'm just kidding...but you better stay away, just in case. :wink:
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Postby Coleman on Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:40 pm

A guy walked into a bar...

OUCH!!!

And then there is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8
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Postby salr15 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:50 pm

***driving by a cemetary***

"You know people are dying to come here."
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Just taking my time to get familiar with everything rather than just rushing in and making some rash decisions.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:52 pm

What's black and sits on a tree?
A monkey after a forest fire.
And what's red and sits next to it?
His buddy's still glowing.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:52 pm

Let's just hope this one won't get locked up.

Well, here's one.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby Aegnor on Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:55 pm

President George W. Bush.
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Postby The1exile on Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:59 pm

Aegnor wrote:President George W. Bush.


:lol:
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Postby magneticgoop on Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:47 pm

MeDeFe yours reminded me of one.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?...he slipped
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?...money see monkey do
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?...he was holding hands with monkey 2
why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?...peer pressure
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Postby willis on Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:51 pm

Aegnor wrote:President George W. Bush.
I got a better one.

Womens rights
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:13 pm

The1exile wrote:
Aegnor wrote:President George W. Bush.


:lol:


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Postby firth4eva on Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:17 pm

how do you get pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:34 pm

firth4eva wrote:how do you get pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on

:lol: Preety gooood!

However, t'is no match for the best one of all:

What does a pirate drive?

A caaaarrrrrrr!
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:45 pm

What is red and doesnt move ?

A dead tomato.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:46 pm

Why are there no pain killers in the jungle ?

Because the parrots eat em all.
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:07 pm

i saw this on another joke threads on CC...
What's black, blue, and doesn't like sex?
The kid in my basement.
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:46 am

And what's black, blue and likes sex?

The kid in my basement on the right drugs.
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Postby Karl the Master on Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:32 am

what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot.
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Postby Stopper on Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:46 am

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a Thai bar.

The barman found them to be so culturally similar as to be indistinguishable.
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:24 am

Stopper, do not post any more non-lame jokes in this thread, ok?
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Postby AAAVforce on Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:29 pm

What about some dead baby jokes?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pile of monkeys?

I don't have a pile of monkeys in my garage! :lol:
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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:31 pm

And what's the difference between a dead monkey and a pile of babies?

The babies are alive... yet!
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:48 pm

How do you get a baby to stop running around in a circle?








Tie his other leg to the pole
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

Yakuza power.
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Postby lalaland on Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:53 pm

What did zero say to eight?


Nice belt.


0 --> 8

(My 5 year old cousin told me that one)
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Postby CrazyAnglican on Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:24 pm

What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?


Sparky
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