Bidenisms

[saxitoxin]

This afternoon, Sleepy Joe really nailed Trump! He got him good!

"Your boast about never being seem to, what you, you can do anything, your, er, you know."

That'll show Trump!



Earlier in the day he described his plan to tackle coronavirus.

"So what I've done is, I've, met with um, the uh, via, uh, uh, um, what I did this morning. Medical experts!"

Well said, Sleepy Joe!

[WILLIAMS5232]

i feel bad for the sign translators mostly

[saxitoxin]

CAUGHT HIM!

[betiko]

All this is seriously weak saxi. Up your game!

Like all these people testifying that trump said that ww1 vets that were killed or captured were all losers and suckers!
Lol, imagine if people testified that biden said such thing...

[DoomYoshi]

Figures the frenchman would vote for the bidet.

We are T/P all the way.

[saxitoxin]

Yesterday, Biden forgot where he was at or what he was talking about, then suddenly had a moment of clarity as he recognized someone he knew (Jill, his wife). He gently reached out his fragile, frail arm and then remembered where he was at.

It's good his mind isn't totally lost yet and he still drifts in and out of lucid moments. It's just shocking what the Democrats are doing, making this nice, elderly old man who doesn't know what's going on or what's happening to him run for president. This is elder abuse.

[saxitoxin]

A Biden supporter in Portland attempted to throw a Molotov Cocktail tonight at police but instead lit himself on fire!

[2dimes]

The way the line of cops lights up plus the musical score.

An enthusiastic 10!

SPECTACULAR!

[mrswdk]

Yesterday, Biden forgot where he was at or what he was talking about, then suddenly had a moment of clarity as he recognized someone he knew (Jill, his wife). He gently reached out his fragile, frail arm and then remembered where he was at.

It's good his mind isn't totally lost yet and he still drifts in and out of lucid moments. It's just shocking what the Democrats are doing, making this nice, elderly old man who doesn't know what's going on or what's happening to him run for president. This is elder abuse.

Biden really putting the 'dem' in 'dementia'

[Dukasaur]

Remember all the Facebook videos these assholes posted in 2016, claiming that Hilary was in the final stages of Parkinson's or similar shit?

Here we are in 2020. Hilary is alive and well and as annoying as ever. No sign of Parkinson's.

They're going to run the same play every election until people stop falling for it.

[saxitoxin]

Hilary is alive and well

Well, she's alive anyway.

Her mind seems to be completely crippled, though. She's still ranting about the debunked conspiracy theory about super-secret Russian robot spies working with aliens from Tau Ceti to try to steal Mount Rushmore in grainy cell phone videos to a dwindling audience as her family cringe in embarrassment at how erratic ol' gran has become. Just this week ...

[mookiemcgee]

Remember all the Facebook videos these assholes posted in 2016, claiming that Hilary was in the final stages of Parkinson's or similar shit?

Here we are in 2020. Hilary is alive and well and as annoying as ever. No sign of Parkinson's.

They're going to run the same play every election until people stop falling for it.

It's sad that even if Biden is losing his mind, hes still a better choice

[jusplay4fun]

I had mushed peas. Is that close?

Mashed carrots are good. Who's in? Duk? llama?

I like mashed carrots. Although, too much sugar in them to make a regular thing out of it. Has to be a special occasion.

[mrswdk]

Hillary's like that person you break up with, and six months later they're still using various random pretexts to get in touch then turning the conversation into a pointless argument about what a bad person you are.

Here she is going on Ellen earlier this year to spend 20 minutes complaining about Trump:



C'mon Hillary, it's been four years.

[saxitoxin]

Biden's diminished capacity is starting to get noticed. In his latest error, he was holding an online town hall with supporters. After a supporter asked him a fairy simple question he - thinking the camera hadn't switched over yet - told someone to "move it up," revealing he was having answers fed to him through a teleprompter.



The American people have a right to know who is writing Joe Biden's script since that's who will be running the country if he's elected.

[saxitoxin]

Less than 24 hours after yesterday's teleprompter gaffe, Biden ditches the teleprompter but - without this needed tool to focus the concentration of his fading, diminished mind - begins rambling nonsensically.

[saxitoxin]

A staff stenographer in the Obama White House has gone on the record saying Biden used to never use teleprompters and had a masterful command in speaking engagements; says he is a "shell of his former self" and that it's clear he is suffering from cascading mental impairment that is rapidly advancing.

The Cabinet may have to invoke the 25th Amendment to suspend Biden's authority and prevent accidental nuclear war within days of his inauguration.

[jonesthecurl]

Mr T:

Well, one of the things that will be really great, you know, the word experience is still good. I always say talent is more important than experience. I've always said that. But the word experience is a very important word. It’s a very important meaning. I never did this before—I never slept over in Washington. I was in Washington I think 17 times, all of the sudden, I'm the president of the United States.

[saxitoxin]

I never did this before—I never slept over in Washington. I was in Washington I think 17 times, all of the sudden, I'm the president of the United States.

So he had 17 one-night stands with this lady named Washington and then he got to be president. Sounds like he's a player.

[2dimes]

I never did this before—I never slept over in Washington. I was in Washington I think 17 times, all of the sudden, I'm the president of the United States.

So he had 17 one-night stands with this lady named Washington and then he got to be president. Sounds like he's a player.

They let you if you're famous.

[saxitoxin]

[2dimes]

I laughed at the floating head at the end. Even replayed it a few times.

[saxitoxin]

[karel]

Less than 24 hours after yesterday's teleprompter gaffe, Biden ditches the teleprompter but - without this needed tool to focus the concentration of his fading, diminished mind - begins rambling nonsensically.

like ive said he is a idiot,and so are the people who are with him

[mookiemcgee]

Less than 24 hours after yesterday's teleprompter gaffe, Biden ditches the teleprompter but - without this needed tool to focus the concentration of his fading, diminished mind - begins rambling nonsensically.

like ive said he is a idiot,and so are the people who are with him

Deep thoughts by Karel