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Re: Really? Just give me my money back.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:38 am

Really? Can I have his money instead?
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Re: Really? Just give me my money back.

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:57 am

Did spelt really get a ban for complaining about lag and dice?
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Re: Really? Just give me my money back.

Postby TeeGee on Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:26 am

iAmCaffeine wrote:Did spelt really get a ban for complaining about lag and dice?



NO :)
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Re: Really? Just give me my money back.

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:04 am

TeeGee wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:Did spelt really get a ban for complaining about lag and dice?



NO :)


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Re: Really? Just give me my money back.

Postby betiko on Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:46 pm

did he get banned because he couldn't roll proper dice?
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Re: CC I'm giving you formal disciplinary warning

Postby jltile1 on Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:49 pm

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spelt wrote:You think it is funny to give me a formal disciplinary warning when i am only reporting the truth? This lag problem is so unreal and the dice routines are a joke. Fix the problem or find some one who can. Program some real dice and drop routines or give myself and everyone who complains our money back! =D> I have the largest internet connection Rogers Communications has so the problem is not on my end as i have over 350 mbps! :ugeek:

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Enough is enough! Lies in the stats

Postby spelt on Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:16 am

I really have given up on this site. No way will i every, ever give them more money. You can polish a turd and what do you have? However, since my last turn my dice stats were -10% to -60% and i wanted to post as usual fix the frigging dice and stop making the site pretty. I just played my first turn and lost every toss and now my dice stats are +20% to +49% and i'm losing every game. I WANT My MONEY BACK =D>
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Re: Enough is enough! Lies in the stats

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:23 am

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Re: Enough is enough! Lies in the stats

Postby spelt on Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:50 am

Really? Certain kind of stupid huh? You really have to wake the hell up and realize the BS this money making site is doing. The lag time is unreal, the dice are unreal, the drops are just stupid. They are creating these stupid star BS that is slowing down the site. I want it fixed it give me my money back. Lets see another dumb ass write something or post sometime totally stupid like that dumb f*ck did. I want my money back CC. :lol:
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Re: Enough is enough! Lies in the stats

Postby trinicardinal on Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:13 am

spelt wrote:I really have given up on this site. No way will i every, ever give them more money. You can polish a turd and what do you have? However, since my last turn my dice stats were -10% to -60% and i wanted to post as usual fix the frigging dice and stop making the site pretty. I just played my first turn and lost every toss and now my dice stats are +20% to +49% and i'm losing every game. I WANT My MONEY BACK =D>


I think first you need to understand the difference between a battle outcome and the standard dice stats.

The standard dice stats will look at the numbers that you have rolled and compare those with the expected rolls to determine your luck factor. The battle outcomes are totally different... you can have poor luck on the dice but still win because your opponent also has poor luck. Alternatively you can have fantastic rolls but still lose because the same thing happened with your opponent.

You could have 5 straight round of average dice and lose 10 straight troops... because your opponent's average dice were just around what you rolled. and then you can win 10 straight because they were just slightly less... Take some time to understand how the dice interact and how the statistics are calculated/battle outcomes work. Maybe then you will understand that even if the dice are slightly skewed for everyone what you are experiencing is expected to happen more often than you seem to think.

Unless ofc you just like to complain... in which case go right ahead and complain.
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Re: Enough is enough! Lies in the stats

Postby TeeGee on Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:21 am

trinicardinal wrote:
Unless ofc you just like to complain... in which case go right ahead and complain.


spelt complain????? no, never :lol:
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Re: Enough is enough! Lies in the stats

Postby betiko on Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:35 am

Why is this asshat still on the site?
I thought he did us all a favour last time leaving.. Can he be stripped of his premium? He is bluffing, i m sure he will buy back right away!
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Re: Enough is enough! Lies in the stats

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:34 pm

betiko wrote:Why is this asshat still on the site?
I thought he did us all a favour last time leaving..

Him and elf are pretty much in the Insomnia Red category. They don't actually plan to leave. They feel unloved, and they want us all to kiss it and make it better.
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Re: Enough is enough! Lies in the stats

Postby Shannon Apple on Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:02 pm

If you've given up on CC, why do you keep making threads like this one? lol.
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Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby spelt on Thu Jan 08, 2015 6:40 pm

After checking my dice stats i find i have -40+ attack results! So i can not win a roll so why should i buy a membership. Every one who works for CC go ahead and right your BS now because i will be asking this every day :) :roll:
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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby WILLIAMS5232 on Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:06 pm

if you buy it, it boosts the economy. I've heard spending money helps the economy, while saving hurts it.

my 401k is down these past few weeks. so i could use a little pick me up.
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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby TeeGee on Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:40 pm

spelt wrote:After checking my dice stats i find i have -40+ attack results! So i can not win a roll so why should i buy a membership. Every one who works for CC go ahead and right your BS now because i will be asking this every day :) :roll:


you can keep asking but keep it in the same thread :mrgreen:


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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby TeeGee on Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:39 pm

No complaints today spelt????

spelt 4.9

Assault +17%
Defend +20%
Total +18%

Your current stats ;)

Why u no complain :D
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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby degaston on Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:20 am

spelt wrote:After checking my dice stats i find i have -40+ attack results! So i can not win a roll so why should i buy a membership. Every one who works for CC go ahead and right your BS now because i will be asking this every day :) :roll:

I don't work for CC, but I'll respond anyway.

First of all, the dice stats for your previous 5-25 battles are completely meaningless, so don't even look at them if it upsets you. You have to look at data for 1000's of rolls before you can get any useful information, and unfortunately they don't give us the ability to do that. It would be nice if there was an option to log your dice rolls the way poker sites store your hand histories, but I doubt that will ever happen. In any case, your overall dice stats are fine, so your problem is not with the dice.

So if the dice are not the problem, then what is? You might want to think about how often you are attacking with poor odds. Here are your stats when attacking 1v1, 2v2 and 1v2, compared to a sample of other players:
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Not only do these attacks have a winning probability of less than 50%, so you are losing more troops than you kill, but they also leave your territories poorly defended, so it's easy for your opponent to take them right back. In the case of a 1v2 attack, you only have a 10.6% chance of taking the territory, and that's assuming the defender only has 2 troops. Also, because these values are a percentage of all attacks you make, there is a corresponding reduction in your percentage of 3v2 attacks, as seen here:
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And while 2v1 attacks do give you good odds (57.87%), they also leave you with no defense, so they should be used judiciously. Not like this:
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I'm aware that heads-up players use these types of attacks to end a lost game quickly, but I don't think that explains why your stats are so far from the norm. It looks like you just prefer to attack until you have no troops left. You can't blame that on the dice.
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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby riskllama on Mon Jan 12, 2015 2:13 am

so, basically what you're saying is that spelt is just not that great a player, correct? in addition to being a whiner and all around uber pest, right?
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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:03 am

WILLIAMS5232 wrote:if you buy it, it boosts the economy. I've heard spending money helps the economy, while saving hurts it.

my 401k is down these past few weeks. so i could use a little pick me up.


That's such bullshit. Spending money and inflation and all that only helps the rich.

Economy shrinking is the only thing that helps it.
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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby WILLIAMS5232 on Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:41 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:if you buy it, it boosts the economy. I've heard spending money helps the economy, while saving hurts it.

my 401k is down these past few weeks. so i could use a little pick me up.


That's such bullshit. Spending money and inflation and all that only helps the rich.

Economy shrinking is the only thing that helps it.


ok, i'll keep that in mind. in the meantime go get a job you slacker.
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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby TeeGee on Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:56 pm

I am getting really upset that spelt hasn't posted lately....

spelt, where are you?
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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby TeeGee on Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:58 pm

It is with a heavy heart that I have to declare that spelt has been BUSTED as a multi with no less than 6 other accounts.
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Re: Why would i buy a membershipÉ

Postby owenshooter on Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:11 pm

TeeGee wrote:It is with a heavy heart that I have to declare that spelt has been BUSTED as a multi with no less than 6 other accounts.


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