What would you do with 500 Million Dollars?

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:40 pm

USD.

I would invest it into an Escalating GIC where it is locked down for 2000 years. Then, my ancestors could bankrupt the entire planet!

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:40 pm

inb4"that seems like a particularly short-sighted plan"

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:37 pm

Space exploration.

--Andy

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:56 pm

Buy stuff, airplanes, cars. Some apartments with commercial space ground floor and restaurant on the top.

Jdsizzleslice · Post by **Jdsizzleslice** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:05 pm

Tithe first. Then probably buy a new car. Then stash away the rest for things I would want to do later in life.

rishaed · Post by **rishaed** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:16 pm

Give it all away after insuring that all monetary family debt was taken care of.

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:16 pm

One house, 2 cars, rental properties, and then other stuff.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:07 pm

Design a dream house, get it built. Gifts to all my friends and family. One month of the best prostitutes. Then backpack travel around the world. Then spend all my time and money inventing something useful.

Probably pay AoG 100,000 dls or so to see me having sex with his sister.

finchboy · Post by **finchboy** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:12 pm

Set up a charity to MADE world leaders settle there differences by playing dice based board games rather than violence.

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crispybits · Post by **crispybits** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:50 pm

Buy 500 million lottery tickets

waauw · Post by **waauw** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:56 pm

invest all of it to try and become even more rich
I'm not as materialistic as most people

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:27 pm

Invest in bonds/shares/property.

Then bail nietzsche out of jail.

And build a time-machine.

Oh, and a trip to Mars and back. With AoG's sister.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 1:50 am

Y'all seem like good enough people, so I might consider investing in y'all. A loan here, a loan there, sure.

But some of you--the privileged few!--I'll hire as my Goon Squad.

Whenever the interest payments are missing, I release the Goon Squad to set things straight.

Then we can hear the complains in OT. It'll be great!

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I'd donate to specific educational organizations.

The rest would be invested. I'd live off the proceeds, as would my descendants. I'd travel and do research.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:39 pm

Fill a pool with cash and swim in it like Scrooge.

Then I'd make Richie Rich my bitch.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:55 pm

2 chicks @ da same time

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:18 pm

I would buy you a fur coat.

But not a real fur coat, that's cruel.

ender516 · Post by **ender516** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:03 pm

I would have expected 500 fur coats, with that kind of money.

I like the space exploration idea floated earlier (pun intended

) but I wonder if $500,000,000 is enough to get far. Maybe a space hotel, for Space Ship Three to serve.

Lootifer · Post by **Lootifer** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:40 pm

Have my own ecletic version (i.e. a non-rich-fuckhead-version) of dragons den.

Invest in people who want to make computer games I like, who want to evolve design/culture/art in a direction i think is cool and help out people who have smart ideas around making life better for those at the bottom of the shit heap.

Basically the same as BBS but way fucking cooler.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:58 am

Probably pay nietzsche 100,000 dls or so to see him having sex with AoG's sister.

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:06 am

ender516 wrote:I would have expected 500 fur coats, with that kind of money.

Who needs more than one fur coat? I'd keep the other $499 million for myself.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:08 am

I'd buy 500 cans of paint to throw at your 500 fur coats.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:53 am

ender516 wrote: I like the space exploration idea floated earlier (pun intended ) but I wonder if $500,000,000 is enough to get far. Maybe a space hotel, for Space Ship Three to serve.

That would be me. 500 Million is kind of the low-end for human space exploration. I think you could go to the Moon with that money, but probably not Mars or beyond.

So as much as I'd want to go to space, I'd probably go with cheaper unmanned exploration. The MSL (Mars Science Lab), which landed about a year ago if you remember, cost about $2.5 Billion USD I think. However, the prior missions for Spirit and Opportunity, the two smaller rovers, was closer to $800 Million USD. And the Hubble Space telescope was good $2-3 Billion USD probably as well. Dawn, the spacecraft that visited the asteroid Vesta and now is visiting Ceres, another nearby asteroid, was less than $500 Million USD I think.

So here's to hoping.

--Andy

Lootifer · Post by **Lootifer** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:44 pm

You could also get...

- a medium sized windfarm (150 MW)
- a sports stadium
- a mansion, a private plane, a fleet of supercars, and still have plenty left over
- a 1/10th of a nuclear power plant
- 54466 dozen of one of the worlds most expensive beers: Brewdogs End of History (pity they only made one dozen bottles).

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:59 pm

lol

classy lol

Lootifer · Post by **Lootifer** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:13 pm

Yeah shit is pretty awesome. At 55% you'll be having a pretty fun night to boot.

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