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Postby salr15 on Wed May 09, 2007 1:46 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:Should the question be who doesn't masturbate? I'm pretty sure that all the people who said "No" lied.


I don't lie about that. I have no need to do it. My hubby keeps me busy. :wink:


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Postby n8freeman on Wed May 09, 2007 2:17 pm

whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!
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Postby Hitman079 on Thu May 10, 2007 1:36 am

n8freeman wrote:whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!

or a mix of both :roll:
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu May 10, 2007 4:39 am

Gives you something to think about, doesn't it?
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Postby Skittles! on Thu May 10, 2007 5:29 am

Masturbating?

Just do, don't think.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu May 10, 2007 7:40 am

I meant the "mix of both" that Hitman was referring to.
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 11, 2007 12:36 pm

150+

of wanking wow

that is a lot of wanking :shock:
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri May 11, 2007 12:37 pm

sure is.....
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Postby Alexwales93 on Fri May 11, 2007 12:56 pm

yep...
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Postby diddle on Fri May 11, 2007 1:54 pm

thats one strong arm :wink:
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 11, 2007 1:55 pm

diddle wrote:thats one strong arm :wink:


LMAO
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Postby diddle on Fri May 11, 2007 1:57 pm

Vincent M wrote:
diddle wrote:thats one strong arm :wink:


LMAO


either that or i would worry about his self pleasuring tecniques
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Postby duday53 on Fri May 11, 2007 3:04 pm

n8freeman wrote:whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!


or twelve...
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Postby Vincent M on Fri May 11, 2007 3:06 pm

Hell I was Jacking while I was born

I jizzed on the DOC :lol:
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Postby duday53 on Fri May 11, 2007 3:21 pm

when you were born?

you must be very talented wanker
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Postby mr. incrediball on Fri May 11, 2007 4:24 pm

duday53 wrote:
n8freeman wrote:whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!


or twelve...


twelve year olds masturbate, i have a mate who started wanking at 11, seriously!
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri May 11, 2007 7:37 pm

i heard one who started when he was 8. my best friend he is. i just don't let him touch me with his right hand.
you know there's such thing as wank-a-thons? wikipedia has an article on it, seriously! (and strangely the current record more women orgasmed than men)
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Postby safariguy5 on Fri May 11, 2007 8:10 pm

Hitman079 wrote:i heard one who started when he was 8. my best friend he is. i just don't let him touch me with his right hand.
you know there's such thing as wank-a-thons? wikipedia has an article on it, seriously! (and strangely the current record more women orgasmed than men)


Can you post the link? I can't believe wikipedia actually has someone who writes about that.
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri May 11, 2007 8:45 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon
The Masturbate-a-thon is an event whereby participants masturbate in order to raise money for charity and awareness of, and dispel the shame and taboos that persist around this form of sexual activity. During the past six years, the Masturbate-a-thon has raised over $25,000 for women’s health initiatives and HIV prevention, education and treatment organizations, and has contributed to debates about safer sex and alternative safe methods of sexual expression in the USA, in the face of harsh conservative opposition.
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Postby hecter on Fri May 11, 2007 9:01 pm

Hitman079 wrote:(and strangely the current record more women orgasmed than men)

I think it means orgasms in one go.
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Postby JTFR on Sat May 12, 2007 12:15 am

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Postby Skittles! on Sat May 12, 2007 12:19 am

Gross.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sat May 12, 2007 1:30 am

this thread has killled thousands of kittens.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat May 12, 2007 4:45 am

You and your dick-slaps also do that Kyle.
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Postby s.xkitten on Sat May 12, 2007 12:57 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:this thread has killled thousands of kittens.


sadly for you, i wasn't one of them... :roll:
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