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salr15
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by salr15 Wed May 09, 2007 1:46 pm
happy2seeyou wrote: AndrewLC wrote: Should the question be who doesn't masturbate? I'm pretty sure that all the people who said "No" lied.
I don't lie about that. I have no need to do it. My hubby keeps me busy.
TMI
i still suck cock for a living
by jalen45
on Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:47 pm
Hyasri wrote: Dont panic, I am here and active
Just taking my time to get familiar with everything rather than just rushing in and making some rash decisions.
n8freeman
Posts: 702 Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:25 pmLocation: wouldn't u like to know, STALKER!
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by n8freeman Wed May 09, 2007 2:17 pm
whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!
luns101 wrote: I would like the power to understand women. But we all know that is impossible...so it will have to remain a wish.
Hitman079
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by Hitman079 Thu May 10, 2007 1:36 am
n8freeman wrote: whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!
or a mix of both
MeDeFe
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by MeDeFe Thu May 10, 2007 4:39 am
Gives you something to think about, doesn't it?
Skittles!
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by Skittles! Thu May 10, 2007 5:29 am
Masturbating?
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MeDeFe
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by MeDeFe Thu May 10, 2007 7:40 am
I meant the "mix of both" that Hitman was referring to.
Vincent M
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by Vincent M Fri May 11, 2007 12:36 pm
150+
of wanking wow
that is a lot of wanking
diddle
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by diddle Fri May 11, 2007 1:54 pm
thats one strong arm
Vincent M
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by Vincent M Fri May 11, 2007 1:55 pm
diddle wrote: thats one strong arm
LMAO
diddle
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by diddle Fri May 11, 2007 1:57 pm
Vincent M wrote: diddle wrote: thats one strong arm
LMAO
either that or i would worry about his self pleasuring tecniques
duday53
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by duday53 Fri May 11, 2007 3:04 pm
n8freeman wrote: whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!
or twelve...
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Vincent M
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by Vincent M Fri May 11, 2007 3:06 pm
Hell I was Jacking while I was born
I jizzed on the DOC
duday53
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by duday53 Fri May 11, 2007 3:21 pm
when you were born?
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mr. incrediball
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by mr. incrediball Fri May 11, 2007 4:24 pm
duday53 wrote: n8freeman wrote: whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!
or twelve...
twelve year olds masturbate, i have a mate who started wanking at 11, seriously!
darvlay wrote: Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
Hitman079
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by Hitman079 Fri May 11, 2007 7:37 pm
i heard one who started when he was 8. my best friend he is. i just don't let him touch me with his right hand.
safariguy5
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by safariguy5 Fri May 11, 2007 8:10 pm
Hitman079 wrote: i heard one who started when he was 8. my best friend he is. i just don't let him touch me with his right hand.
Can you post the link? I can't believe wikipedia actually has someone who writes about that.
Hitman079
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by Hitman079 Fri May 11, 2007 8:45 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon
The Masturbate-a-thon is an event whereby participants masturbate in order to raise money for charity and awareness of, and dispel the shame and taboos that persist around this form of sexual activity. During the past six years, the Masturbate-a-thon has raised over $25,000 for women’s health initiatives and HIV prevention, education and treatment organizations, and has contributed to debates about safer sex and alternative safe methods of sexual expression in the USA, in the face of harsh conservative opposition.
hecter
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by hecter Fri May 11, 2007 9:01 pm
Hitman079 wrote: (and strangely the current record more women orgasmed than men)
I think it means orgasms in one go.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
JTFR
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by JTFR Sat May 12, 2007 12:15 am
MY dog. For real.
<----not a troll. Puppet. P U P P E T. Puppet.
Skittles!
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by Skittles! Sat May 12, 2007 12:19 am
Gross.
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reverend_kyle
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by reverend_kyle Sat May 12, 2007 1:30 am
this thread has killled thousands of kittens.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
Skittles!
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by Skittles! Sat May 12, 2007 4:45 am
You and your dick-slaps also do that Kyle.
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s.xkitten
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by s.xkitten Sat May 12, 2007 12:57 pm
reverend_kyle wrote: this thread has killled thousands of kittens.
sadly for you, i wasn't one of them...
