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I'm bringing these two ahead, yet again.
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That there's some good airbrushing.

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notyou2 wrote:
ender516 wrote:Eww, I threw up a little with that one. Please, respect the rule: women only, as per OP.


Not only that, but respect the title too. IE: for you sickfuck simpletons, that means 18+ because girls that look under 18 AREN'T HOT & SEXY!!!!


All up to your personal taste. Xeno posts women that are more attractive to me than the ones covered in tattoos.
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notyou2 wrote:
ender516 wrote:Eww, I threw up a little with that one. Please, respect the rule: women only, as per OP.


Not only that, but respect the title too. IE: for you sickfuck simpletons, that means 18+ because girls that look under 18 AREN'T HOT & SEXY!!!!



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lol, so no one under 18 is sexy according to you guys? I don't think you even believe in that yourselves. Perhaps it's the sort of thing you tell yourself to push away "bad" or "naughty" thoughts? You guys are such hypocrites. I'd do this girl if I got the chance and so would you, only difference is that I don't twist my panties over the fact that she's not an adult. You're all a bunch of sad closet jailbait lovers.

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Gillipig wrote:lol, so no one under 18 is sexy according to you guys? I don't think you even believe in that yourselves. Perhaps it's the sort of thing you tell yourself to push away "bad" or "naughty" thoughts? You guys are such hypocrites. I'd do this girl if I got the chance and so would you, only difference is that I don't twist my panties over the fact that she's not an adult. You're all a bunch of sad closet jailbait lovers.

*shrug* I'd have hit that 15 years ago, and my tastes haven't changed that much... I just know better than to do more than look and walk away
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In Gillipig's defense.

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Gillipig wrote:Moar!

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That's Whinnie, yes?
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As in the Wonder Years?
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As Ed McMahan said You are correct sir..
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AndyDufresne wrote:Image


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

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Those girls are all retarded.
Did I get a boner?
Yes.
How/why?
The girl in the red shorts was shaking her ass at the camera.
The tiny size of the shorts, the figure of her ass and the gesture were provoking.

On a side note I noticed that the video is age restricted.
The f*ck?

greenoaks wrote:(Pictures)

I didn't like the last three... ;/
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greenoaks wrote:Candice Swanepoel
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Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win :D!
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How is getting a boner a win scenario?
Do you have ED...?
I'm so sorry, bro... <3
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Miranda Kerr ... yum ...yum ..
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greenoaks wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Image


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

I like a HOT + SEXY with some brains and nerdism.


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Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo
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crispybits wrote:Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo

n doesn't say much. n can be "1" for example, which would imply that you don't think it's an improvement at all. If you're going to go all nerdy like Andy, I suggest you replace n with π, or ∞ if you really think an unbuttoned top would lift the pic to new heights.

And to stay on topic:
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In my experience n always tends towards infinity
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Gillipig wrote:Image



Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win :D!


Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?
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warmonger1981 wrote:Miranda Kerr ... yum ...yum ..

Agreed.
AndyDufresne wrote:
greenoaks wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Image


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

I like a HOT + SEXY with some brains and nerdism.


--Andy

Agreed.
Gillipig wrote:
crispybits wrote:Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo

n doesn't say much. n can be "1" for example, which would imply that you don't think it's an improvement at all. If you're going to go all nerdy like Andy, I suggest you replace n with π, or ∞ if you really think an unbuttoned top would lift the pic to new heights.

And to stay on topic:
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Actually if n was zero then there would be no improvement as x^0 is always 1. x^1 is x, which is unknown. Take care with your nerdism when the Tech Team is watching.
And as far as staying on topic goes, I doubt I would be able to speak at all faced with those, errr, um, that t-shirt.
notyou2 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Image



Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win :D!


Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?

I thought it was a dish mop. Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
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notyou2 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Image



Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win :D!


Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?


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why the f*ck does youtube keep asking if I want to use my real name? How many god damn times do I have to say no?
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