Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:08 am

Give him at least 10 saxbucks?

Every saxbuck he gets I get .7 of.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:49 am

Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 20 saxbucks, a bottle of Bowmore 17 years old the darkest sherry cask finish and a burrito.

He's telling everyone to gang up on me and made my partner into a backstabbing weasel in Game 11966932.
I'm probably going to end up losing points and becoming a cook.

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:59 am

Accuser: ManBungalow
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: surprise me

He stole my avatar.

kentington · Post by **kentington** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:03 pm

2dimes wrote:Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 20 saxbucks, a bottle of Bowmore 17 years old the darkest sherry cask finish and a burrito.

He's telling everyone to gang up on me and made my partner into a backstabbing weasel in Game 11966932.
I'm probably going to end up losing points and becoming a cook.

At least you got invited to the game. I have been on the waiting list since Sept. 25, 2012.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:18 pm

kentington wrote:
2dimes wrote:Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 20 saxbucks, a bottle of Bowmore 17 years old the darkest sherry cask finish and a burrito.

He's telling everyone to gang up on me and made my partner into a backstabbing weasel in Game 11966932.
I'm probably going to end up losing points and becoming a cook.
At least you got invited to the game. I have been on the waiting list since Sept. 25, 2012.

People invite me for the easy points.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:42 am

2dimes wrote:Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 20 saxbucks, a bottle of Bowmore 17 years old the darkest sherry cask finish and a burrito.

He's telling everyone to gang up on me and made my partner into a backstabbing weasel in Game 11966932.
I'm probably going to end up losing points and becoming a cook.

I am a party to this dispute so cannot adjudicate it impartially. I recuse myself and designate Man Bungalow the Alternate Alternate Dispute Adjudicator.

JUDGEMENT DEFERRED,
- STX
ADA

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:44 am

ManBungalow wrote:Accuser: ManBungalow
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: surprise me

He stole my avatar.

Recently I've been lurking on another forum nietzsche frequents. In that forum he is nice to people. He doesn't know I've been lurking, however. Anyway, I forget where I was going with this.

JUDGMENT FOR THE PLAINTIFF,
- STX
ADA

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:29 am

Outrageous.

I just read the accusations made by 2dimes and ManBungalow.

I've asked BBS to represent me.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:18 am

nietzsche has granted me the Power of Attorney. He accepts Saxi's Wise Decisions and has also agreed to be OT's communal urinal.

kentington · Post by **kentington** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:13 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:nietzsche has granted me the Power of Attorney. He accepts Saxi's Wise Decisions and has also agreed to be OT's communal urinal.

Does that have anything to do with his Pe-Free Nietzsche thread that everyone peed in?

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:46 am

kentington wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:nietzsche has granted me the Power of Attorney. He accepts Saxi's Wise Decisions and has also agreed to be OT's communal urinal.
Does that have anything to do with his Pe-Free Nietzsche thread that everyone peed in?

I'm sorry, no questions please.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:51 am

But what about my single malt?

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:59 am

Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche, represented by BBS
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 2dimes wants to single malt all over nietz, who refuses to fulfill his obligations.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:06 pm

Not MOLT, I want my Bowmore!!

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:33 pm

f*ck.

tgd, can you get me out of this? you surely haven't forgotten when you were a real lawyer...

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:02 pm

While I feel a sealed from the distiller non-tampered bottle of scotch is owed me. I have extracted my pound of flesh.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:56 pm

Accuser: notyou2
Accused: bigballinstalin
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: public apology

bbs needs to publicly apologize for trivializing the deaths of 6 million innocent people.

Please refer to JB's thread.

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:00 am

nietzsche wrote:f*ck.

tgd, can you get me out of this? you surely haven't forgotten when you were a real lawyer...

Good morning Mr... Niche, is it? This is mr. thegreekdog, esquire's secretary. His schedule does not permit... Yes, yes, I know this is important, but as I was saying... excuse me sir... excuse me... I'm sorry, I'm going to hang up now. If you call again, mr. thegreekdog will be forced to apply the already existing restraining order to telephone calls. Have a pleasant day.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:03 am

I wonder if that Greek dog could get my booze if I let him have some?

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:13 am

2dimes wrote:I wonder if that Greek dog could get my booze if I let him have some?

Good morning mr. twenty-cents. Yes, thegreekdog, esquire got your message and he would be happy to assist you in retrieving your funds from the defendant in exchange for 35% of your award.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:16 am

Excellent. If he can get two bottles I will happily part with %50. Otherwise I am fine with the terms of the current offer.

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:18 am

2dimes wrote:Excellent. If he can get two bottles I will happily part with %50. Otherwise I am fine with the terms of the current offer.

Before you offer 50%, you should make sure you know how much BBS's retainer is. Just saying.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:14 am

If I could afford my own booze I probably would drop the case. I thought it would be fairly obvious I was going for one of those contingency poor folk can't affords no lawyers thingies.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:39 pm

I give up, this is what I could afford:

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