Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

[nietzsche]

[Army of GOD]

Give him at least 10 saxbucks?

Every saxbuck he gets I get .7 of.

[2dimes]

Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 20 saxbucks, a bottle of Bowmore 17 years old the darkest sherry cask finish and a burrito.

He's telling everyone to gang up on me and made my partner into a backstabbing weasel in Game 11966932.
I'm probably going to end up losing points and becoming a cook.

[ManBungalow]

Accuser: ManBungalow
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: surprise me

He stole my avatar.

[kentington]

Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 20 saxbucks, a bottle of Bowmore 17 years old the darkest sherry cask finish and a burrito.

He's telling everyone to gang up on me and made my partner into a backstabbing weasel in Game 11966932.
I'm probably going to end up losing points and becoming a cook.

At least you got invited to the game. I have been on the waiting list since Sept. 25, 2012.

[2dimes]

Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 20 saxbucks, a bottle of Bowmore 17 years old the darkest sherry cask finish and a burrito.

He's telling everyone to gang up on me and made my partner into a backstabbing weasel in Game 11966932.
I'm probably going to end up losing points and becoming a cook.

At least you got invited to the game. I have been on the waiting list since Sept. 25, 2012.

People invite me for the easy points.

[saxitoxin]

Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 20 saxbucks, a bottle of Bowmore 17 years old the darkest sherry cask finish and a burrito.

He's telling everyone to gang up on me and made my partner into a backstabbing weasel in Game 11966932.
I'm probably going to end up losing points and becoming a cook.

I am a party to this dispute so cannot adjudicate it impartially. I recuse myself and designate Man Bungalow the Alternate Alternate Dispute Adjudicator.

JUDGEMENT DEFERRED,
- STX
ADA

[saxitoxin]

Accuser: ManBungalow
Accused: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: surprise me

He stole my avatar.

Recently I've been lurking on another forum nietzsche frequents. In that forum he is nice to people. He doesn't know I've been lurking, however. Anyway, I forget where I was going with this.

JUDGMENT FOR THE PLAINTIFF,
- STX
ADA

[nietzsche]

Outrageous.

I just read the accusations made by 2dimes and ManBungalow.

I've asked BBS to represent me.

[BigBallinStalin]

nietzsche has granted me the Power of Attorney. He accepts Saxi's Wise Decisions and has also agreed to be OT's communal urinal.

[kentington]

nietzsche has granted me the Power of Attorney. He accepts Saxi's Wise Decisions and has also agreed to be OT's communal urinal.

Does that have anything to do with his Pe-Free Nietzsche thread that everyone peed in?

[BigBallinStalin]

nietzsche has granted me the Power of Attorney. He accepts Saxi's Wise Decisions and has also agreed to be OT's communal urinal.

Does that have anything to do with his Pe-Free Nietzsche thread that everyone peed in?

I'm sorry, no questions please.

[2dimes]

But what about my single malt?

[BigBallinStalin]

Accuser: 2dimes
Accused: nietzsche, represented by BBS
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: 2dimes wants to single malt all over nietz, who refuses to fulfill his obligations.

[2dimes]

Not MOLT, I want my Bowmore!!

[nietzsche]

f*ck.

tgd, can you get me out of this? you surely haven't forgotten when you were a real lawyer...

[2dimes]

While I feel a sealed from the distiller non-tampered bottle of scotch is owed me. I have extracted my pound of flesh.

[notyou2]

Accuser: notyou2
Accused: bigballinstalin
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: public apology

bbs needs to publicly apologize for trivializing the deaths of 6 million innocent people.

Please refer to JB's thread.

[thegreekdog]

f*ck.

tgd, can you get me out of this? you surely haven't forgotten when you were a real lawyer...

Good morning Mr... Niche, is it? This is mr. thegreekdog, esquire's secretary. His schedule does not permit... Yes, yes, I know this is important, but as I was saying... excuse me sir... excuse me... I'm sorry, I'm going to hang up now. If you call again, mr. thegreekdog will be forced to apply the already existing restraining order to telephone calls. Have a pleasant day.

[2dimes]

I wonder if that Greek dog could get my booze if I let him have some?

[thegreekdog]

I wonder if that Greek dog could get my booze if I let him have some?

Good morning mr. twenty-cents. Yes, thegreekdog, esquire got your message and he would be happy to assist you in retrieving your funds from the defendant in exchange for 35% of your award.

[2dimes]

Excellent. If he can get two bottles I will happily part with %50. Otherwise I am fine with the terms of the current offer.

[thegreekdog]

Excellent. If he can get two bottles I will happily part with %50. Otherwise I am fine with the terms of the current offer.

Before you offer 50%, you should make sure you know how much BBS's retainer is. Just saying.

[2dimes]

If I could afford my own booze I probably would drop the case. I thought it would be fairly obvious I was going for one of those contingency poor folk can't affords no lawyers thingies.

[nietzsche]

I give up, this is what I could afford: