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Postby funkeymunkey on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:39 pm

I like to remember my moments. :D
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:32 pm

Blueoctober wrote:i cant believe this thread exists


Believe It :P
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Postby UCAbears on Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:42 pm

why would u want to know these kinds of things uu sick a mthr f'er
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:45 pm

UCAbears wrote:why would u want to know these kinds of things uu sick a mthr f'er


This is what truly makes me coming back to this forum threads like this :lol:
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Postby UCAbears on Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:50 pm

im sure it does u anal sucker
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Postby wiggybowler on Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:58 pm

Everyone does, just most are man or woman enough to admit it.
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Postby Psilocbin on Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:59 pm

pwnt
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Postby b.k. barunt on Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:46 am

I for one don't believe kayla. At all.
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:09 am

I love the results, lots of people not being afraid of going blind or getting hairy hands.

And Jesse, you forgot "Dating Mrs. Palm and her five daughters"
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:14 am

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Postby Skittles! on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:42 am

I salut you Vincent, only one of Spamalot could make this thread.

Kid_A: Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate, I'm not into beastality.

And, I'd not masturbate over God either, cause I'm not into fantasy porn.
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Postby Spuzzell on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:47 am

Sure, all guys do. But not during Lent.

*sings* Staaand up staaand up for Jeeeesus..

My girlfriend claims not to at all, I'm dubious, but she's very open and honest about that sort of thing, so..
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Postby heavycola on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:58 am

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And yes I am a massive wanker :(
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:00 am

I like the quote on your sig heavycola 8)
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Postby max is gr8 on Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:36 am

On the encylopedia britannica it says

90% of men have once masturbated in their life
60% of women have once masturbated in their life

so as theirs more males than females the stats fit sort of

Yes I did look at the results I didn't think this would have so much interest

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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:40 am

Skittles! wrote:Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate

whatever you say :roll: weirdo
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:48 am

That pic... hooray for unintended humour!
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:50 am

Kid_A wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate

whatever you say :roll: weirdo


.. What? Are you saying that I masturbate over Kittens? That's gross.
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:51 am

Skittles! wrote:
Kid_A wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate

whatever you say :roll: weirdo


.. What? Are you saying that I masturbate over Kittens? That's gross.


do they not have sarcasm in aus?
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:53 am

.. Indeed it does, and I use sarcasm a lot, but for some reason my mind is not functioning right, and that weirdo at the end, and blah.

Just.. Leave me alone. Not more kittens. And no more God.
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Postby Kid_A on Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:57 am

Skittles! wrote:.. Indeed it does, and I use sarcasm a lot, but for some reason my mind is not functioning right, and that weirdo at the end, and blah.

Just.. Leave me alone. Not more kittens. And no more God.


sorry skittles. didnt mean to offend. i thought youd see the humor.
but i cant promise no more kittens. love em!! but i could do without 'god'. and i love skittles. they taste soooooo good. mmmmmm :wink:
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:02 am

Kid_A wrote:
Skittles! wrote:.. Indeed it does, and I use sarcasm a lot, but for some reason my mind is not functioning right, and that weirdo at the end, and blah.

Just.. Leave me alone. Not more kittens. And no more God.


sorry skittles. didnt mean to offend. i thought youd see the humor.
but i cant promise no more kittens. love em!! but i could do without 'god'. and i love skittles. they taste soooooo good. mmmmmm :wink:


Omg. Haha. Taste the rainbow :wink:.
You love killing Kittens? I have cats, but not kittens..

Anyway, yay for Atheism.
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Postby Vincent M on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:24 pm

I literally kill kittens while I masturbate........It gets me off :oops: :D
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:50 pm

I'm still thinking of that other pic, "Captain America! I command you to WANK!"
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Postby btownmeggy on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:56 pm

hecter wrote:Anyways, I don't believe in the patriarchy. Damn men…


I do. I also believe it oppresses me. But you can bet your biscuits I'm not happy about it!
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