Who masturbates ???????????

funkeymunkey · Post by **funkeymunkey** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:39 pm

I like to remember my moments.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:32 pm

Blueoctober wrote:i cant believe this thread exists

Believe It

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:42 pm

why would u want to know these kinds of things uu sick a mthr f'er

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:45 pm

UCAbears wrote:why would u want to know these kinds of things uu sick a mthr f'er

This is what truly makes me coming back to this forum threads like this :lol:

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:50 pm

im sure it does u anal sucker

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:58 pm

Everyone does, just most are man or woman enough to admit it.

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:59 pm

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:46 am

I for one don't believe kayla. At all.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:09 am

I love the results, lots of people not being afraid of going blind or getting hairy hands.

And Jesse, you forgot "Dating Mrs. Palm and her five daughters"

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:14 am

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:42 am

I salut you Vincent, only one of Spamalot could make this thread.

Kid_A: Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate, I'm not into beastality.

And, I'd not masturbate over God either, cause I'm not into fantasy porn.

Spuzzell · Post by **Spuzzell** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:47 am

Sure, all guys do. But not during Lent.

*sings* Staaand up staaand up for Jeeeesus..

My girlfriend claims not to at all, I'm dubious, but she's very open and honest about that sort of thing, so..

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:58 am

And yes I am a massive wanker

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:00 am

I like the quote on your sig heavycola

max is gr8 · Post by **max is gr8** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:36 am

On the encylopedia britannica it says

90% of men have once masturbated in their life
60% of women have once masturbated in their life

so as theirs more males than females the stats fit sort of

Yes I did look at the results I didn't think this would have so much interest

<<<<<<<V. creeped out

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:40 am

Skittles! wrote:Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate

whatever you say :roll:

weirdo

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:48 am

That pic... hooray for unintended humour!

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:50 am

Kid_A wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate

whatever you say weirdo

.. What? Are you saying that I masturbate over Kittens? That's gross.

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:51 am

Skittles! wrote:
Kid_A wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate

whatever you say weirdo

.. What? Are you saying that I masturbate over Kittens? That's gross.

do they not have sarcasm in aus?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:53 am

.. Indeed it does, and I use sarcasm a lot, but for some reason my mind is not functioning right, and that weirdo at the end, and blah.

Just.. Leave me alone. Not more kittens. And no more God.

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:57 am

Skittles! wrote:.. Indeed it does, and I use sarcasm a lot, but for some reason my mind is not functioning right, and that weirdo at the end, and blah.

Just.. Leave me alone. Not more kittens. And no more God.

sorry skittles. didnt mean to offend. i thought youd see the humor.
but i cant promise no more kittens. love em!! but i could do without 'god'. and i love skittles. they taste soooooo good. mmmmmm :wink:

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:02 am

Kid_A wrote:
Skittles! wrote:.. Indeed it does, and I use sarcasm a lot, but for some reason my mind is not functioning right, and that weirdo at the end, and blah.

Just.. Leave me alone. Not more kittens. And no more God.

sorry skittles. didnt mean to offend. i thought youd see the humor.
but i cant promise no more kittens. love em!! but i could do without 'god'. and i love skittles. they taste soooooo good. mmmmmm

Omg. Haha. Taste the rainbow :wink:

.
You love killing Kittens? I have cats, but not kittens..

Anyway, yay for Atheism.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:24 pm

I literally kill kittens while I masturbate........It gets me off :oops:

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:50 pm

I'm still thinking of that other pic, "Captain America! I command you to WANK!"

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:56 pm

hecter wrote:Anyways, I don't believe in the patriarchy. Damn men…

I do. I also believe it oppresses me. But you can bet your biscuits I'm not happy about it!