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How big is yours

 
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Snorri1234 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.


hey man my penis is seriously like 15 inches.


Good for you. I hope you don't kill someone with it.
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thegreekdog wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.


hey man my penis is seriously like 15 inches.


Good for you. I hope you don't kill someone with it.


Well there was this one time....but I'm not gonna eleborate on that cuz the case is still on trail.
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thegreekdog wrote:Pictures please (no nudity!). Thanks.


That's just wrong in so many ways tgd.
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Army of GOD wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Pictures please (no nudity!). Thanks.


That's just wrong in so many ways tgd.


Reported for homophobia...
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"john9blue" for a reason...
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john9blue wrote:"john9blue" for a reason...


Blue for a reason too?
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I misspelled "blew".
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
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:lol: I definitely didn't need to know that
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Flaccid or erect?
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Pvt. Stroker wrote:Flaccid or erect?

Yes.
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Snorri1234 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.


hey man my penis is seriously like 15 inches.



snorri, get your arse down to Amsterdam and get into the porno industry. the next John Holmes. =D>
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A couple more votes for 5-6 and we'll have the image of a penis in the votes.
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DAZMCFC wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.


hey man my penis is seriously like 15 inches.



snorri, get your arse down to Amsterdam and get into the porno industry. the next John Holmes. =D>

Why, how big's his arse?
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Aradhus wrote:A couple more votes for 5-6 and we'll have the image of a penis in the votes.


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Inches... Are we talking about SI units, US customary units or Imperial units?
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xelabale wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.


hey man my penis is seriously like 15 inches.



snorri, get your arse down to Amsterdam and get into the porno industry. the next John Holmes. =D>

Why, how big's his arse?



don't know, but he'll need it to bang his cock in.
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Re: Johnsons

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DAZMCFC wrote:
xelabale wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.


hey man my penis is seriously like 15 inches.



snorri, get your arse down to Amsterdam and get into the porno industry. the next John Holmes. =D>

Why, how big's his arse?



don't know, but he'll need it to bang his cock in.

You think he should go to bangkok? I'm so confused...
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