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Johnsons

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rulers at the ready lads!
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i believe this poll would be better if there was an "over 9000" option listed. Or at the very least something related to someones mom.
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got tonkaed wrote:i believe this poll would be better if there was an "over 9000" option listed. Or at the very least something related to someones mom.


I knew I should have consulted you for poll choices before putting it up! We work better as a team.
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You forgot the 'Not applicable" option. #-o
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InsomniaRed wrote:You forgot the 'Not applicable" option. #-o


Nah, this poll is just for men. Not sexist, I'm sure there have been polls just for females before. If its sexist maybe we shouldn't have segregated toilets in buildings.
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SEXIST! :evil:
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InsomniaRed wrote:SEXIST! :evil:

:cry:

Having an I'm female option would just distort the percentages. :P

Maybe I should have added an I am male but I have no johnson option, really rushed this one.
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Um... where is the option for 8 inches?
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thegreekdog wrote:Um... where is the option for 8 inches?

7-9 inches...
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lol - you think any male is going to answer this poll with any accuracy? I bet they all choose the largest option possible :^o

I would suggest that us ladies start a poll of our own but we really don't have the desire to compare bust sizes ... although I am sure the guys of CC would love to fantasize about us sitting around comparing our titties right before we have a pillow fight :lol:
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nagerous wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... where is the option for 8 inches?

7-9 inches...


Ah, I see. Excuse my stupidity.
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InsomniaRed wrote:You forgot the 'Not applicable" option. #-o

InsomniaRed wrote:SEXIST! :evil:

Girls can vote based on how big their partners are. You girls have all measured you partners right?

truly_tasha wrote:lol - you think any male is going to answer this poll with any accuracy? I bet they all choose the largest option possible :^o

I would suggest that us ladies start a poll of our own but we really don't have the desire to compare bust sizes ... although I am sure the guys of CC would love to fantasize about us sitting around comparing our titties right before we have a pillow fight :lol:

Meh

Not as much is left to the imagination with breast size..
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PLAYER57832 wrote:0"

I don't know if I should feel worse for you or your husband :D

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Obviously I am the most well-endowed of everyone in CC being 3,400 in. ;)
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And of course 3 out of the first 7 people who posted on this are women.


They see "Johnsons" and know that they're in for a treat.






Maybe even too good of a treat... :-$
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I saw the title and I thought it was about baby oil...
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I voted. Honestly, at that.

I like the way the results are shaping up, so far. a nice-looking bell curve, with 3 people outlying ;)
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I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.
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jonesthecurl wrote:I saw the title and I thought it was about baby oil...


How you lube up your johnson is up to you, or were your thoughts more sinister than that?
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truly_tasha wrote:lol - you think any male is going to answer this poll with any accuracy? I bet they all choose the largest option possible :^o

I would suggest that us ladies start a poll of our own but we really don't have the desire to compare bust sizes ... although I am sure the guys of CC would love to fantasize about us sitting around comparing our titties right before we have a pillow fight :lol:

done.
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I like the way the boobs thread has already more views... guess there are more people wanting to perv on boobs than johnsons.
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thegreekdog wrote:I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.


hey man my penis is seriously like 15 inches.
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thegreekdog wrote:
nagerous wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... where is the option for 8 inches?

7-9 inches...


Ah, I see. Excuse my stupidity.


:lol:

Did ya get it, nagerous?
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
nagerous wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... where is the option for 8 inches?

7-9 inches...


Ah, I see. Excuse my stupidity.


:lol:

Did ya get it, nagerous?


I still don't get it. 7-9= Negative 2.
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