How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.
Mike Conovan: That's all, honey, that's all, say no more. Of course there's always a chance you could be an escaped fruitcake. But if there is something in what… as a matter of fact, if there is anything in what you say, I am going to promote you into the King of the World! Queen, I mean. Let's go.
Pat and Mike
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?
"So I broke into the Palace, With a sponge and a rusty spanner, She said 'I know you, and you cannot sing", I said "That's nothing, you should you hear me play piano"
It is not the language of painters but the language of nature which one should listen to... The feeling for the things themselves, for reality, is more important than the feeling for pictures.
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' Tommy Cooper
"Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and f*ck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life" - Masterson.
"If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame and though I'll never forget your face, sometimes i can't remember my own name" (Counting Crows, Mrs Potter's Lullaby)
suggs wrote:"If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame and though I'll never forget your face, sometimes i can't remember my own name" (Counting Crows, Mrs Potter's Lullaby)
What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.
