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by **mandyb** on Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:10 am

How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.

Erin Brockovich

by **Sackett58** on Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:33 am

Mike Conovan: That's all, honey, that's all, say no more. Of course there's always a chance you could be an escaped fruitcake. But if there is something in what… as a matter of fact, if there is anything in what you say, I am going to promote you into the King of the World! Queen, I mean. Let's go.

Pat and Mike

by **suggs** on Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:06 am

"So I broke into the Palace,
With a sponge and a rusty spanner,
She said 'I know you, and you cannot sing",
I said "That's nothing, you should you hear me play piano"

-The Queen Is Dead.

one day, i will post a movie quote!

by **mandyb** on Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:39 am

If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.

Vincent Van Gogh

by **Sackett58** on Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:31 pm

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner

by **mandyb** on Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:37 pm

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show the you I've come to know.

Who the hell wrote that? It's on the tip of my tongue...

by **Sackett58** on Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:23 pm

Of all of our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney

by **mandyb** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:32 am

It is not the language of painters but the language of nature which one should listen to... The feeling for the things themselves, for reality, is more important than the feeling for pictures.

Van Gogh

by **suggs** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:36 am

"Nature is a language,
Can't you read?" (Mozza)

by **mandyb** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:39 am

The great mass of humanity should never learn to read or write.

D.H. Lawrence

by **suggs** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:06 am

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. -Rush Limbaugh

by **mandyb** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:14 am

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

by **suggs** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:18 am

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper

by **mandyb** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:22 am

The incomparable Tommy Cooper!
What a legend.

'jus like that!

by **suggs** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:26 am

"If you're an ugly woman, you're probably a progressive as well" - G. Beck.

by **mandyb** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:28 am

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

by **suggs** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:30 am

"Men are like dog turds. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up" -Mo Connell ( "Between The Lines")

by **mandyb** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:37 am

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Mae West

by **suggs** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:37 am

(on women)
"You can't dress up a turnip" (Anon)

by **mandyb** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:40 am

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

by **suggs** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:51 am

"Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and f*ck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life" - Masterson.

by **mandyb** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:06 pm

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
Elayne Boosler

by **Sackett58** on Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:59 pm

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

by **suggs** on Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:06 am

"If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame
and though I'll never forget your face,
sometimes i can't remember my own name"
(Counting Crows, Mrs Potter's Lullaby)

by **mandyb** on Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:10 am

suggs wrote:"If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame
and though I'll never forget your face,
sometimes i can't remember my own name"
(Counting Crows, Mrs Potter's Lullaby)

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.

Juliet

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