Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[bryguy]

granted, but u starve cause u cant get anything done because u can only say train, and u can only think the word train, so all day its...


train train train train train train train train train train


i wish that the next person to post could not say granted

[bryguy]

_______, but it annoys me so much that i cant say _______! i really want to say _______ but i cant! _______! _______! _______! aww this sucks!



i wish i had never made that wish

[strike wolf]

Granted but because you had never made and couldn't realize how annoying it turned out to be, you just make the wish again.

I wish for world peace.

[shadowsteel9]

Granted but now you have homeless Mercenaries at your door every day begging for food.

I wish for a good day

[johnnyrotten]

Granted but now you have homeless Mercenaries at your door every day begging for food.

I wish for a good day

Granted, but the day after is so shite you kill yourself.

I wish for nothing.

[R0k0v]

Granted, you are given nothing. Unfortunately you get no food or water and subsequently die.

I wish for a Large Honey Dew Hazelnut iced coffee, cream and sugar.

[bryguy]

granted, but you spill the coffee on yourself, and some little brat steals your cream and sugar




i wish for the next person to sometime in there post translate this: ˆµ ßø çøø¬

[R0k0v]

granted, ßø 爵øø¬ but i used a different definition of translate, to modify.




I wish for someone to get this joke ηβπ.

[rhoges6]

I get your joke, but its 3 days late because you didn't send it by express mail, so there will be a $15 fee.

I wish I could talk to wildebeest.

[shadowsteel9]

Granted, but you only know the swear words, and the offended wildebeest tramples you.

I wish computer viruses didn't exist

[bryguy]

granted, but computers everywhere suddenly get colds


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[jonesthecurl]

Granted but they all dress up in tutus and come round your house.

I wish all the wolves were back to normal

[rhoges6]

granted, but because you failed to specify what "normal" means, the sick and hurt ones are healthy again, but they are still endangered.

I wish it would stop raining.

[tubaman]

Granted but now there's a 12 year long drought. That was a stupid wish.

I wish I had boobs.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted but you go blind so you can'r see 'em and your hands fall off so you can't touch 'em.

I wish I was an astronaut

[shadowsteel9]

Granted- Challenger mishap(need I say more)

I wish i was i was a human juggernaut.

[bryguy]

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granted, but you take a big intake of breath, fill up like a balloon, and float

[animorpherv1]

bryguy forgot to make a wish after he granted, so I kill him. X_X

I wish I looked good.

[shadowsteel9]

granted, but you become a narcissists and become addicted to looking yourself in the mirror.

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist

[strike wolf]

Granted but now quentiders which are almost exactly like mosquitos take their place and are even more annoying.

I wish I could slow down or speed up time at will.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted, but you'll have to wait two days for my wish.

[rhoges6]

Granted. That one was easy.

I wish I had my own private army of bewitched hot dogs to wage war on Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted. That one was easy.

I wish I had my own private army of bewitched hot dogs to wage war on Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Cheating - I haven't made it yet.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted. That one was easy.

I wish I had my own private army of bewitched hot dogs to wage war on Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Cheating - I haven't made it yet.

You suck then.

[bryguy]

granted, wow that was easy


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