Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

by **bryguy** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:14 am

granted, but u starve cause u cant get anything done because u can only say train, and u can only think the word train, so all day its...

train train train train train train train train train train

i wish that the next person to post could not say granted

by **bryguy** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:15 am

_______, but it annoys me so much that i cant say _______! i really want to say _______ but i cant! _______! _______! _______! aww this sucks!

i wish i had never made that wish

by **strike wolf** on Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:07 am

Granted but because you had never made and couldn't realize how annoying it turned out to be, you just make the wish again.

I wish for world peace.

by **shadowsteel9** on Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:29 am

Granted but now you have homeless Mercenaries at your door every day begging for food.

I wish for a good day

by **johnnyrotten** on Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:57 pm

shadowsteel9 wrote:Granted but now you have homeless Mercenaries at your door every day begging for food.

I wish for a good day

Granted, but the day after is so shite you kill yourself.

I wish for nothing.

by **R0k0v** on Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:49 pm

Granted, you are given nothing. Unfortunately you get no food or water and subsequently die.

I wish for a Large Honey Dew Hazelnut iced coffee, cream and sugar.

by **bryguy** on Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:54 pm

granted, but you spill the coffee on yourself, and some little brat steals your cream and sugar

i wish for the next person to sometime in there post translate this: ˆµ ßø çøø¬

by **R0k0v** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:14 pm

granted, ßø çˆµøø¬ but i used a different definition of translate, to modify.

I wish for someone to get this joke ηβπ.

by **rhoges6** on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:03 am

I get your joke, but its 3 days late because you didn't send it by express mail, so there will be a $15 fee.

I wish I could talk to wildebeest.

by **shadowsteel9** on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:49 am

Granted, but you only know the swear words, and the offended wildebeest tramples you.

I wish computer viruses didn't exist

by **bryguy** on Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:57 pm

granted, but computers everywhere suddenly get colds

ˆ ∑ˆß˙ †˙å† ˆ ∑åß THE ø˜¬¥ π´®ßø˜ ø˜ ´å®†˙

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:36 am

Granted but they all dress up in tutus and come round your house.

I wish all the wolves were back to normal

by **rhoges6** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:36 pm

granted, but because you failed to specify what "normal" means, the sick and hurt ones are healthy again, but they are still endangered.

I wish it would stop raining.

by **tubaman** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:33 pm

Granted but now there's a 12 year long drought. That was a stupid wish.

I wish I had boobs.

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:32 pm

Granted but you go blind so you can'r see 'em and your hands fall off so you can't touch 'em.

I wish I was an astronaut

by **shadowsteel9** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:37 pm

Granted- Challenger mishap(need I say more)

I wish i was i was a human juggernaut.

by **bryguy** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:40 pm

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~away!

granted, but you take a big intake of breath, fill up like a balloon, and float

by **animorpherv1** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:52 pm

bryguy forgot to make a wish after he granted, so I kill him. X_X

I wish I looked good.

by **shadowsteel9** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:02 pm

granted, but you become a narcissists and become addicted to looking yourself in the mirror.

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist

by **strike wolf** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:42 pm

Granted but now quentiders which are almost exactly like mosquitos take their place and are even more annoying.

I wish I could slow down or speed up time at will.

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:42 pm

Granted, but you'll have to wait two days for my wish.

by **rhoges6** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:16 pm

Granted. That one was easy.

I wish I had my own private army of bewitched hot dogs to wage war on Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:48 pm

rhoges6 wrote:Granted. That one was easy.

I wish I had my own private army of bewitched hot dogs to wage war on Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Cheating - I haven't made it yet.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:04 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
rhoges6 wrote:Granted. That one was easy.

I wish I had my own private army of bewitched hot dogs to wage war on Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Cheating - I haven't made it yet.

You suck then.

by **bryguy** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:22 pm

granted, wow that was easy

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