and a goddess shall lead them...and perhaps redeem them...

clapper011

You all sound sexy. Can we meet in real life and fool around?

My boss is sucking my balls right now.

He brought me coffee first, which was a nice touch.

Yes, by all means, let's keep all these perfectly coherent threads consistent.

Best wishes to red in her troubles, by the way.

i only use whilst while playing whist.

this looks like it would go well with maker's mark.

i will try that at lunchtime. thanks.

Thor's hammer.

At all my opponents in an 8-player game.

That'd show 'em...

gonna disagree with the bulls choking comment. just think the heat stood up and made great shots at the end. the bulls played hard, just didn't have an answer to the clutch play of the big 3.

a great finals awaits.

chuck norris sometimes calls me up for life advice.

i let his calls go to voicemail.

banks are for losers. if you were important, they would come to you, vi.

i'm a guy and have to wear a tie to work and hate it, but i gotta say that in general women have it much harder when it comes to dressing for work, and dressing in general.

and all in all, i love it when women wear revealing outfits to work. doesn't affect my poor productivity at all, happy to say ...

since i've been so spot-on in my predictions (ahem), i'll go ahead and predict a home-court bulls victory tonight.

for pride, guys. c'mon. d up.

oh, and mr. rose. please attack the basket. thank you.

i use doorknobs and rope.

it's awesome.

miami's defense was great, and the bulls did not execute. props to the heat.

down 3 to 1. okay. time to root for chicago to win three straight.

could happen. cough.

on a serious note, for once, i am curious if all these recent tornadoes in the u.s. midwest is an anomaly or somehow linked to global warming.

back to my alcohol now.

yeah, dallas looks awesome.

do or die time tonight for the bulls. i will drunkenly watch every second.

maybe the bulls defense were the only ones who disappeared during the rapture.

kudos to miami's big three.

raspberry to noah. man, did his stupid comment cause a mess.

i don't know if the world ends today.

but i'm not bathing and am wearing dirty underwear and am drunk as hell.

screw you, god.

love, knapper

the boston/tampa game is AWESOME to watch while drunk...great game!

15 minutes to go in third period...tied at three...

tampa seems more aggressive...but who knows?

LIFE IS GREAT!

p.s. drunkenly edited.

Will this affect the cc scoreboard?

It's the only way I'll be able to move up...

Top rankers, get thee to church! Thanks much.

both tonight and tomorrow's games will be fantastic, i prophesy.

while i'm in predict mode, and before the rapture is upon us, here are my guesses:

dallas: 93
oklahoma: 89

bulls 83
miami 81

so it is written. so shall it not even closely be.

yes, but she was alive up until the moment she died.

to quote a demotivation poster from a thread here a while back.

you had sex with a lobster?

i promise to read more carefully when i'm sober.

man, the bulls' shooting is terrible...and they're tied!

i love chicago's defense!

great game!

reports of a special guest in the heat locker room after the game...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y52bs0aX6v8

home court? bulls. advantage.

mvp? rose. advantage.

coaches? let's compare:

thibodeau: solid coach emphasizing defense.

spoelstra: very attentive to his players' emotional crying state.

victor: bulls.