Jerk-Off Threads

[Army of GOD]

I'll be the first to say that we don't have enough.


Anyway, what techniques are best? My right hand was fucked up this one time and I was in the mood for the girkin', so I had to use my left. And Christ, that was a difficult task. I'm pretty ambidextrous, but I guess I need more practice with my left.

Does the Stranger work?

[Mr_Adams]

Is this what the previous thread, where you attempted to brown nose the moderators, was for?

[InkL0sed]

I use big, heavy books. My copy of War and Peace is barely legible at this point.

[Army of GOD]

Is this what the previous thread, where you attempted to brown nose the moderators, was for?

No, that was me just being pissed off.

[natty dread]

Left works, but it's much better to sleep on your right hand until it's numb and then use the right.

[knapper]

i use doorknobs and rope.

it's awesome.