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This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:28 pm
by ManBungalow
Since the dawn of time, denizens of Conquer Club have yearned for a Community College in which to learn, forget, make drunken therrads, and appreciate the abstract beauty of the Universe itself.Since the saturation and stagnation of the Qomedy Qlub, the Community College has taken on the responsibility of the Qommunity, and will be offering all of the above. And more.
Established in 1863, the Community College is focused on focusing the most entertaining, engaging, and conceptually violating therrads in the Conquer Club into one beautiful sub-forum.
The College offers a thrilling range of enthralling courses, some of which are listed here:
[spoiler=example courses]
- Existentialism
- How to apply for courses
- Real Estate
- Real Estate with Diploma in Urban Planning and Development
- Robotics
- Robotics with Industrial Year
- Rural Property Management
- Underwater basket weaving
- The Zombie and Raptor Apocalypses and how to survive them
[/spoiler]
Christian Bale has been quoted referring to the Community College as
"voracious".
Membership is free (and, in some cases, obligatory), and all applications are thoroughly reviewed by a specially applied team of trained application reviewers.
HOW TO APPLY:
Post in this therrad or send a PM to ManBungalow expressing your interest in joining the superclub.
nietzsche need not apply
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:04 am
by SirSebstar
i like to learn underwater basket weaving. considering i live in the Netherlands which is mostly below sealevel, i think this would be a worthwile timeinvestment
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:51 pm
by thehippo8
Rural Property Management sounds like the course for me.
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:15 pm
by Gilligan
I'd love to know how to survive an apocalypse
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:02 pm
by UCAbears
Sign me up for Robotics.
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:18 pm
by ManBungalow
After extensive review, the following applications have been approved:
SirSebstar
thehippo8
Gilligan
UCAbears
Congratulations on making it into the most prestigious club around!
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:01 am
by thehippo8
Okay, so for my first assignment I have begun drying out the waterhole and the animals are starting to arrive ... what now ... ???

Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:03 pm
by ManBungalow
Course BCF0: Surviving Zombie and Raptor Apocalypses begins today.
Available only to members of the CCCC.
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:54 am
by thehippo8
This may have come at the right time ... things havn't been going as well at the waterhole as I would have liked ...

Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:13 pm
by notyou2
Are there any frisbee courses?
Also, California State Community College has a course "The Art of Waterpipe Cleaning". Do you intend to offer a fine course such as this as I am trying to decide where to apply myself?
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:24 am
by Eddygp
I want to apply for the underwater basket weaving course!
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:02 am
by CoraDave
ManBungalow wrote:
Since the dawn of time, denizens of Conquer Club have yearned for a Community College in which to learn, forget, make drunken therrads, and appreciate the abstract beauty of the Universe itself.Since the saturation and stagnation of the Qomedy Qlub, the Community College has taken on the responsibility of the Qommunity, and will be offering all of the above. And more.
Established in 1863, the Community College is focused on focusing the most entertaining, engaging, and conceptually violating therrads in the Conquer Club into one beautiful sub-forum.
The College offers a thrilling range of enthralling courses, some of which are listed here:
[spoiler=example courses]
- Existentialism
- How to apply for courses
- Real Estate
- Real Estate with Diploma in Urban Planning and Development
- Robotics
- Robotics with Industrial Year
- Rural Property Management
- Underwater basket weaving
- The Zombie and Raptor Apocalypses and how to survive them
[/spoiler]
Christian Bale has been quoted referring to the Community College as
"voracious".
Membership is free (and, in some cases, obligatory), and all applications are thoroughly reviewed by a specially applied team of trained application reviewers.
HOW TO APPLY:
Post in this therrad or send a PM to ManBungalow expressing your interest in joining the superclub.
nietzsche need not apply
Public college is a very good institution. Because everyone can study in it. Because it is free. But there is one minus - in the general college are asked to write a lot of papers.Literature review writing service -
PapersOwl in UK can help with this. So I wish all the students success. Let's go to the public college.
Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:16 am
by johnsmith1236
If someone want to take admission in Community College and he is on labor visa, Is it possible that?
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Re: This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:03 am
by kloscarolyn
The level of education in public colleges is much worse than in private ones. This is why students do not receive sufficient knowledge and cannot do their homework on their own. Usually, students who study in community colleges buy homework from professional services
, because they cannot do them on their own. There is nothing shameful in this, some spend money on tuition, while others just to finish this college.