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ManBungalow
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This clan was invented at Community College [enrolling]

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Since the dawn of time, denizens of Conquer Club have yearned for a Community College in which to learn, forget, make drunken therrads, and appreciate the abstract beauty of the Universe itself.

Since the saturation and stagnation of the Qomedy Qlub, the Community College has taken on the responsibility of the Qommunity, and will be offering all of the above. And more.

Established in 1863, the Community College is focused on focusing the most entertaining, engaging, and conceptually violating therrads in the Conquer Club into one beautiful sub-forum.

The College offers a thrilling range of enthralling courses, some of which are listed here:
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  • Existentialism
  • How to apply for courses
  • Real Estate
  • Real Estate with Diploma in Urban Planning and Development
  • Robotics
  • Robotics with Industrial Year
  • Rural Property Management
  • Underwater basket weaving
  • The Zombie and Raptor Apocalypses and how to survive them
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Christian Bale has been quoted referring to the Community College as "voracious".

Membership is free (and, in some cases, obligatory), and all applications are thoroughly reviewed by a specially applied team of trained application reviewers.


HOW TO APPLY:

Post in this therrad or send a PM to ManBungalow expressing your interest in joining the superclub.



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i like to learn underwater basket weaving. considering i live in the Netherlands which is mostly below sealevel, i think this would be a worthwile timeinvestment
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Rural Property Management sounds like the course for me.
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I'd love to know how to survive an apocalypse
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Sign me up for Robotics.
ManBungalow
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After extensive review, the following applications have been approved:

SirSebstar
thehippo8
Gilligan
UCAbears

Congratulations on making it into the most prestigious club around!
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thehippo8
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Okay, so for my first assignment I have begun drying out the waterhole and the animals are starting to arrive ... what now ... ???

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Course BCF0: Surviving Zombie and Raptor Apocalypses begins today.

Available only to members of the CCCC.
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thehippo8
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This may have come at the right time ... things havn't been going as well at the waterhole as I would have liked ...

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Are there any frisbee courses?

Also, California State Community College has a course "The Art of Waterpipe Cleaning". Do you intend to offer a fine course such as this as I am trying to decide where to apply myself?
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I want to apply for the underwater basket weaving course!
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ManBungalow wrote:Image

Since the dawn of time, denizens of Conquer Club have yearned for a Community College in which to learn, forget, make drunken therrads, and appreciate the abstract beauty of the Universe itself.

Since the saturation and stagnation of the Qomedy Qlub, the Community College has taken on the responsibility of the Qommunity, and will be offering all of the above. And more.

Established in 1863, the Community College is focused on focusing the most entertaining, engaging, and conceptually violating therrads in the Conquer Club into one beautiful sub-forum.

The College offers a thrilling range of enthralling courses, some of which are listed here:
[spoiler=example courses]
  • Existentialism
  • How to apply for courses
  • Real Estate
  • Real Estate with Diploma in Urban Planning and Development
  • Robotics
  • Robotics with Industrial Year
  • Rural Property Management
  • Underwater basket weaving
  • The Zombie and Raptor Apocalypses and how to survive them
[/spoiler]

Christian Bale has been quoted referring to the Community College as "voracious".

Membership is free (and, in some cases, obligatory), and all applications are thoroughly reviewed by a specially applied team of trained application reviewers.


HOW TO APPLY:

Post in this therrad or send a PM to ManBungalow expressing your interest in joining the superclub.



nietzsche need not apply

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kloscarolyn
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The level of education in public colleges is much worse than in private ones. This is why students do not receive sufficient knowledge and cannot do their homework on their own. Usually, students who study in community colleges buy homework from professional services, because they cannot do them on their own. There is nothing shameful in this, some spend money on tuition, while others just to finish this college.
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