Conquer Club

we could make 2guys1cup!!

If I gave you herpes

i would wonder where you got it from in the 1st place, probably your homosexual boyfriend

if i gave you a biscuit

I would dip it in battery acid.


If I gave you a fistful of dollars.

i would reject it coz i use pounds.

if i shagged ur mom

I would laugh and say put your contacts on.



If I gave you the knowledge that you actually shagged a dog.

i would tel you that you should speak about your mother in that way.
btw she's kinky
imagine your mom's vaninga opening, remember that thought when ever you are masturbating - that you came out of her pussy and you cock touched her pussy.

if i told you youre gay

I'd say stop talking to the mirror

If I gave you the satifacition of killing yourself?

i would say no thanks

bryguy wrote:i would say no thanks

god damnit... learn the game... you have to continue it with a question....

if i gave bryguy a second chance to do this...

i would again, on purpose, ruin it




but since u DIDNT give me a second chance....


if i were to give you the chance to continue this game.....

I would continue.


If I gave you choclate bar full of m&m...

I'd ask where the second "o" in chocolate had gone.

If I gave you typing lessons...

I'd say not thanks.

If I gave you a Sumo wrestler

I would bronze him, and stick him in my livingroom.

If i gave you superstrength..

I'd have superstrength.

If I wrote you a dirty, sexual letter, that actually kinda turned you on...

i'd shoot myself

If i gave you a bird flu

I would cough on you.

If i gave you a zucchini, three rubber mallets, and David Bowie.....

I'd play Courgette boing boing boing to ground control.

If I gave you an insane answer to an insane question...

Then I'd use it to solve an insane problem

If I gave you world peace...

I'd make WWIII (3)

If I gave you WWIII (3)

i would rename it international civil war 6

If i gave you the ROCKY anthology

animorpherv1 wrote:I'd make WWIII (3)

If I gave you WWIII (3)

I'd go back in my time machine to the offering above.

If I gave you my time machine...

I'd use it to stop Michael Jackson from getting that first surgery.

If I gave you access to Fort Knox......

I'd probably browse around, just looking at all the shiny stuff. Unless I knew that if I took anything, I would not be harmed/prosecuted/etc. If I could take all the gold and have no negative concequences, I'd probably just take a few bars, up to probably $5 mil. cash total. no use taking a billion dollars if i'm never gonna need that much money....

If I gave you the choice of either long life or huge riches.....

I'd take the long life, who needs money??

If I gave you a ticket to fly anywhere....