If I gave you.....game

naranie · Post by **naranie** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:49 pm

The game rules are simple:

1. This is a question/answer game where You ask a If I gave you question.... and someone else reply. The person who reply gets to ask another If I gave you question and another person asnwers it and so on....

2. You can make up any questions whether it is about conquer club or something else just don't put someone off.

3. A funny answer can be given.

Ex. If I gave you 10000 reinforcement in a conquer game....

Answer: I would go nuts and beat everybody in the game!

(This isn't the world's funniest answer but you get it)

My actual question: If I gave you the ability to ban players in any game....

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:59 pm

I would ban you.

If I took your ability to make stupid threads.....

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:01 pm

dustn64 wrote:I would ban you.

If I took your ability to make stupid threads.....

i would quit.

if i gave you the power to create any foods

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:31 pm

i would do nothing

if i went to disneyland...

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:53 pm

I 'd tell you to say hi to mickie.

If I gave you a cookie.

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:55 pm

i would not eat it.

If i gave you a million $$$

rerdek · Post by **rerdek** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:56 pm

id eat it

if i gave you a dollar...
(and no i wasnt fast posted...)

browng-08 · Post by **browng-08** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:57 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:I'd go with you,

If I fixed you dinner?

I'd have to ask if it's vegan-friendly. Sorry.
If I gave you all the left foot socks you've ever lost?

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:57 pm

rerdek wrote:id eat it

if i gave you a dollar...
(and no i wasnt fast posted...)

lol.
I would buy some candy.

if i sold your mom on the internet?

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:00 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:if i sold your mom on the internet?

I would reduce the price of your mom.

If I gave you three pies...

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:01 pm

I would buy her back.

If I tied your hands behind your back,[/code]

rerdek · Post by **rerdek** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:01 pm

iwould throw one in your face and eat the others

if i moved away and gave you my house...
(still not fastposted...)

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:08 pm

i would throw a wild house party and blame it all on you.

If i wished upon a star for you?

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:22 pm

I would appear as a snowball

If i ran you up a flag pole

conquerAce · Post by **conquerAce** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:50 pm

i would wave to you =D

if i gave you an open plane ticket....

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:37 am

I'd fly to Australia.

If I called you up to thanky you

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:43 am

i'd would tell how u get my number??

if i give you a coconut...

Thorum · Post by **Thorum** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:44 am

I'ld eat it

If I pushed you in the swimming pool

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:12 pm

I would die of hypothermia.

If I died

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:14 pm

They would declare a public holiday.

If i bent over, arse cheeks a-quivering...

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:18 pm

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:21 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:I would spank you for always being so nasty.

If I wrecked your car

gotta love a snowpepsi spank

...I'd give you one up the pooper.

If i threw open your bedroom door, castrated your husband and rogered you senseless...

(ps I think you are very cool Snowpepsi-but you are SO straightlaced :lol:

)

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:28 pm

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:31 pm

...Then "I'd be wrapped around your finger". aah, the older woman

If you were the sort of older woman who was up for some gratuitous sex "in a consequence free environment, baby", you would...

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:15 pm

Find a man that wasn't so damn nasty and have a go at it

If I gave you a dollar.....