Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:31 am
229: walk in, make sure your black, and act yourself
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Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:38 am
230.put net above the busiest aisles and see how many wigs have got caught by end of day.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:43 pm
A woman was arrested for using a cart in K-Mart to sniff crack off of
Not Wal-mart but close
Not Wal-mart but close
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:48 pm
231. Go into the juice isle, dump out all the apple juice, and refill it with your piss.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:42 pm
Follow a store clerk around saying "How much are you?"
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:25 pm
Nostradumas wrote:229: walk in, make sure your black, and act yourself
Mildly racist*
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:20 am
Do what I did:
233. Start a serious Super-soaker fight in the middle of the Super Wal-mart grocery section
233. Start a serious Super-soaker fight in the middle of the Super Wal-mart grocery section
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:15 am
234. Start a bon-fire.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:03 am
235:
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:07 pm
Attempting to eat a gameboy and going around asking people if they have have hot sauce
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:57 pm
237. Yell at the top of your lungs, "Walmart sucks you fucking suns of bitches, any one who works here can just go to Hell!!!!!!!
sailorseal, please number your answers
sailorseal, please number your answers
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:02 pm
238. Refuse to work through your break (see current news)
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:43 pm
Light every toy you think is stupid on fire
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:48 am
240: Light every employee you think is stupid on fire.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:38 pm
241: Your stupid, light your self on fire.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:40 pm
Screw Wal-Mart, they underpay and skimp on benefits. In Illinois, they're filled with illegal aliens.
You want to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? Try to unionize the workers there!
You want to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? Try to unionize the workers there!
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:09 pm
243: Get naked and run about with a BB gun (no ammo).
Re:
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:11 pm
william18 wrote:38. Ask for a discount.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:07 pm
244. Start camping in wal-mart claiming you're waiting for the next batch of groceries, if that does not work go one step further and bring in a few mates and start a little village of campers.
(This counts as one)
(This counts as one)
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:03 pm
245. An expansion on 244, make that village a nudist colony.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:19 pm
246. rape the cash registrar.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:29 pm
247. Shit on the patio furniture.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:56 pm
248. Grab a mate and start playing sword fights with French bread.
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:03 pm
249. Walk in clad in a tuxedo, carrying a concealed gun and wearing sunglasses pretending to be James Bond. Pick a customer at random- engage in combat with this customer. Order a drink. Eat all of the free samples. Resume fight. When the undercover terrorists* arrive at the scene to escort you from the building you should excrete.
*Alias - Store security guards
*Alias - Store security guards
Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:55 pm
250. Wish everyone a Merry Christmas!