1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:34 pm

so this is a game where you just say a stupid way to get kicked out of wal-mart, ie. Run around like in a chicken costume saying"the managers a homosexual!!!" repeat many times. remember to always number them.

1. wrap toilet paper around ur self and smear melted chocolate every all over ur self, go up to the cashier and hand them their money with the "poop" on it.

pmchugh · Post by **pmchugh** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:38 pm

2. Come in riding a zebra and hit people with a large stick

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:40 pm

run over pmchugh's zebra with my elephant and tell my elephant to shit everywhere

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:40 pm

3. Have cart races.

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pm

4. randomly touch peoples balls and say,"im michael jackson"

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pm

Snowpepsi wrote:3. Have cart races.

cant u get a little bit badder

pmchugh · Post by **pmchugh** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pm

Eigidansei wrote:4. randomly touch peoples balls and say,"im michael jackson"

kwanton · Post by **kwanton** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:42 pm

5. Not be a redneck.

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:42 pm

I would say moon the cameras but it don't work :lol:

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:43 pm

Eigidansei wrote:
Snowpepsi wrote:3. Have cart races.

cant u get a little bit badder

6. Moon the cameras. :wink:

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:43 pm

7. go to the pharmacy isle, and knock everything down, draw a monkey, say he did it, then shoot the pharmacist

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:45 pm

8. Call out, "Blue Light Special in the Candy Aisle."

william18 · Post by **william18** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:45 pm

9. Say the store is closing over the speakers even though it's still open
for a few hours.

pmchugh · Post by **pmchugh** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:46 pm

10. take a dump on the managers head

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:47 pm

11. run around nude yelling, "dont i have a nice dick?"

william18 · Post by **william18** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:47 pm

12. Randomly pull of old peoples wigs and steal their dentures.

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:47 pm

13. Have a toga party in the Fabric Department.

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:48 pm

the next post is 14

pmchugh · Post by **pmchugh** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:48 pm

14. chop off dansei's dick and say not any more you dont

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:48 pm

break out lawn chairs and open the freezer isle doors and drink their beer

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:49 pm

16. Play man hunt in the store with 30 people

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:49 pm

17. Set up a tent and build a campfire in Sporting goods.

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:50 pm

18. Burn the Walmart

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:50 pm

19. Play Sardines with 50 people.

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:51 pm

20. Have a food fight.