Conquer Club

Go to electronics hook your camcorder with your home movies to the tvs and play said home movies

166. Start dancing around and singing Hannah Montana poorly.

167. buy as much as you can, then sell it all for inflated prices just outside the shop.

168. Get a white blanket cut two eye holes in it and throw it over your head, (you now look like casper) now find a good hiding spot and jump out at old ladies when they pass.

169. Get 500 small items that are slightly different from each other, and then go through the express lane 25 times, cutting people if needed

run in there with a gun and hold up the store

171. get a bunch of monkies together and start a poop fight! (you can join in if necassary)

172. Paint your toenails with 10 different colors of nail polish.

173. Walk behind the counter of the McDonalds/Subway that's in the store and make yourself whatever you want. Tell any employees that you are a state health inspector.

174. Double the fudge in your hot fudge sundae.

Snowpepsi wrote:174. Double the fudge in your hot fudge sundae.

im sorry this is just sad

Eigidansei wrote:

Snowpepsi wrote:174. Double the fudge in your hot fudge sundae.

im sorry this is just sad

Hey my sundae, my fudge.

urr u need to be twisted like him ->

Anarkistsdream wrote:173. Walk behind the counter of the McDonalds/Subway that's in the store and make yourself whatever you want. Tell any employees that you are a state health inspector.

i tried this before at a maccas....

didnt work though

175. Grab an aisle and make it look like you're "Workin Your Corner"
A friend acting as a pimp would help in the long run.

Act as DDS' pimp bet i could make an easy dollar and that would really make them mad

here's an easy one

529. go to the sporting goods section, break glass to get to the rifles and shotguns, just over the counter, grab some shells, load up your gun and start killing people.

too graphic?

177. Enter the door

178. climb one of the ridiculousely tall display shelves that has tearable items inside, rip all of the contents out so you have a small alcove inside the top shelf, get a buddy to bring over one of those fire-engine crane-like things to use as an elevator and play cards and have a party.....................................or you know you could cover the opening with a piece of cardboard, come down from your perch at night and steal some shotguns and make it look like there was a massacre over night in the wal-mart

179. Throw tacos at people.

180. Throw burritos at people.

181. Shit everywhere

182. Ask for a discount

william18 wrote:182. Ask for a discount

u already said that....
so it should be

william18 wrote:18. Ask for a discount

get hired as a greeter and feel up all the customers as the walk through the door