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A non-racist, totally P.C. joke.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
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say what?
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Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.


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http://bored.com/pcphrases/index.htm

list of P.C terms
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boomlil wrote:http://bored.com/pcphrases/index.htm

list of P.C terms


im loving this

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Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.


love it :lol:
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Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.


How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
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daddy1gringo wrote:
Huckleberryhound wrote:How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?


A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.


How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"


How are those two not the same?
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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!
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eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!



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It's only Asian women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.
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Arbustos wrote:
eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!



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It's only Asian women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.


you should see italians. frickin crazy I tell ya.
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The1exile wrote:
Arbustos wrote:
eyeofdeath wrote:How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

19. 1 to change the light bulb, and 18 to get into car accidents on the way to view the changing of the light bulb.


i think i get it!



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It's only Asian women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.


you should see italians. frickin crazy I tell ya.


Italians drive? No, I'm almost positive they use sewer pipes to get everywhere. Okay, sometimes multi-colored dinosaurs.
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Arbustos wrote: :evil:
It's only Asian women who can't drive. Insensitive prick.

my mom drives fine, at an average speed of 30 mph on streets and freeways. she just swears at every car that passes by. and mexicans, if she sees any.
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ROFL-literally

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hang clocks in the bathtub.



That being said, that list of PC terms is hilarious.
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JND, everybody married couples never have sex.
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unriggable wrote:
daddy1gringo wrote:
How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"


How are those two not the same?



are you telling me you've never heard a joke that starts this way? :shock:
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daddy1gringo wrote:
unriggable wrote:
daddy1gringo wrote:
How about this one:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"


How are those two not the same?



are you telling me you've never heard a joke that starts this way? :shock:


"A priest and a rabbi" or "A minister and a rabbi" I havent heard one with both.
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A priest is Catholic, generally enough for a joke, although Anglicans also have priests
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daddy1gringo wrote:A priest is Catholic, generally enough for a joke, although Anglicas also have priests


Weird...

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daddy1gringo wrote:A priest is Catholic, generally enough for a joke, although Anglicans also have priests


We would generally say "a priest, a vicar, and a rabbi", but i have to admit that i don't know many sectarian jokes that begin that way.
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So far, this thread rocks!

Does this mean I can't say midget anymore and have to say "vertically challenged" now?
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Lol...I always tell my friend he isn't stupid, he just learns at his own pace.
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