Would you rather be...

[HitRed]

...a cloud or a tree?

The next player chooses between the two and gives a brief reason, then creates the next choice.

[2dimes]

Tree, living thing.

Hamster or Bicycle Seat?

[Dukasaur]

Bicycle Seat. Gets to smell a lot of pussy, and doesn't get accidentally stepped on.

A chocolate M&M or a Ju-Jube?

[autoload]

Boy, this game lost traction quick.

Ju-Jube. Less people eat them, so I might get to exist a little longer.

Live in Star Trek: The Next Generation universe circa season one, or wake up as yourself in the year 2000 with full knowledge of events to come.

[Dukasaur]

Boy, this game lost traction quick.

Ju-Jube. Less people eat them, so I might get to exist a little longer.

Live in Star Trek: The Next Generation universe circa season one, or wake up as yourself in the year 2000 with full knowledge of events to come.

That's a tough one, for sure! I think TNG. I want to explore the universe.

The Biff Tannen option is pretty tempting, but on reflection it's just a little shallower.



Would you rather be a dog or a cat?

[HitRed]

Night vision and the freedom to explore would be cool. Cat for sure.

Would you rather be a mailbox or a shoe?

[autoload]

A shoe can wear out and get thrown away, so I would be a mailbox.

Would you rather have a 160 IQ on a planet where the average is 180, or have 100 IQ where the average is 100?

[Snakie]

A shoe can wear out and get thrown away, so I would be a mailbox.

Would you rather have a 160 IQ on a planet where the average is 180, or have 100 IQ where the average is 100?

I would rather have 160 IQ, then that would be more correct

Would you rather be a computer or a book

[Dukasaur]

I'd rather be a computer. A book can be full of wisdom, but the content is forever static. A computer can at least in theory gain new wisdom.

Would you rather be a Brazil nut or a cashew?

[mandyb]

What would you rather bee or a wasp?

My dad always used to ask us that

[Votanic]

Bees are one monophyletic clade in Hymeonoptera, while 'wasp' is a more diverse, but paraphlyletic descriptive term.
Of course both bees and wasp are remarkably diverse... So much diversity that I do not want to be (no pun intended)...
I don't know, maybe a tarantula hawk wasp?

That unanswered brazil nut vs. cashew question is also a hard choice....
I'll say a Brazil Nut because they're a harder nut to crack.

Now, how about...

A planet or a star?

[Felton9]

Wow, this game seems to have lost momentum fast. Ju-Jubes. Not as many people eat them, so maybe I'll stick around a bit longer. Would you rather live in the Star Trek: The Next Generation universe circa season one, or wake up as yourself in the year 2000 with full knowledge of events to come?

[Macey Daniel]

That play is the YAPG slope gameversion of Armstrong jabbing roids in his butt.