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Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.
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jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.
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mookiemcgee wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.
Was it God or hitred?
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Oh man..... :lol:
jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.
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jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.
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I should smite you for blasphemy you misbegotten he/she spawn of an abscessed dung beetle's dalliance with a pus dwelling maggot.

I did not send a message, there was no message from God. Begone fowl turkey wight.
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"A bird shit on your head.
And you complained.
Why?
Do you think you're somebody important?"

-- David Helwig
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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BoganGod wrote:I should smite you for blasphemy you misbegotten he/she spawn of an abscessed dung beetle's dalliance with a pus dwelling maggot.

I did not send a message, there was no message from God. Begone fowl turkey wight.
Your mother was a pile of steaming camel dung, and your father was a sick frog on a bad hair day.
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....and most likely smelt of elderberries.....
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KoolBak wrote:....and most likely smelt of elderberries.....
yes I fart in that necro felchers general direction then grow fearful that he/she/zir/they will find it an invitation to get busy.
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What if god was one of us....? Just a..... Like one of uuussss....find his way home....yaass yasss yesss yhesss yhass yusss
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