Things I think about while pooping

[DirtyDishSoap]

Did you know that 99% of the American military salute with the hand that they masturbate with?

Why would a pope need to shit In the woods?

The hell did I eat that makes this burn?

I'm hungry, wonder what she's cooking...Wonder what I'm cooking?

If a veteran takes my virginity, would he ever give it back?

I wonder how many turns on CC I can get it while I'm squeezing out this baby.

Okay, it's your turn to share.

[drunkunicorn]

why did I just read this?

Now, I am wondering what she is cooking.

I hope no calls me while i'm in here.

shit, someone is calling me.... do I answer it?

I wonder what smurf poop looks like. is it blue?

does the pope even poop?

where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? did she get killed and no one wanted to tell us as a child. Did her and Waldo run away together and have weird brunette, red clothes children that no one can ever find?

[BoganGod]

Are people that think their shit doesn't stink, nasally deficient, narcissistic or both?
What is it with arabs and washing their bums with a watering can?
A day after paddy's day bowel movement, makes one question the goodness of guiness
Do vegetarians pinch out a cheesy length, and feel hungry?
Hitler, pineapples, Little Nicky
American's raping prisoners in "black" prisons. How do you recruit service men for that? Join the Army it's ok, f*ck another man's dignity away....
Can't believe idiots bought tins of artist shit. Literally paying for shit.
Why does soft serve look like a well formed dog turd?

[DoomYoshi]

So I know that the Beatles never existed, but I wonder if the conspiracy goes back further and actually Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland didn't exist?

[BoganGod]

So I know that the Beatles never existed, but I wonder if the conspiracy goes back further and actually Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland didn't exist?

Ben jar mon Haaaa re sun, get it right son. Rasta rules, ja gave all to this world, even music yo

[DirtyDishSoap]

So I know that the Beatles never existed, but I wonder if the conspiracy goes back further and actually Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland didn't exist?

Is that all you think about on the John?

[Bernie Sanders]

So I know that the Beatles never existed, but I wonder if the conspiracy goes back further and actually Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland didn't exist?

I see you have not returned from Bat Country

[Dukasaur]

So I know that the Beatles never existed, but I wonder if the conspiracy goes back further and actually Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland didn't exist?

I see you have not returned from Bat Country

It's my fault. I hired Grover Cleveland to do a striptease for DoomYoshi once, and it's left a lasting impression.

[DoomYoshi]

So I know that the Beatles never existed, but I wonder if the conspiracy goes back further and actually Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland didn't exist?

Is that all you think about on the John?

That's all I thought about on that particular occasion. Next opportunity, I will report for doody and duly report my thoughts to this thread!

[tzor]

"Squatty Potty has surely made this a far better experience."

Because with Squatty Potty that's about the extent of my thoughts on the porcelain throne.

[Symmetry]

I regret nothing...! (after a vindaloo)

[riskllama]

[DoomYoshi]

I read this:
http://nautil.us/issue/49/the-absurd/when-neurology-becomes-theology

It really is one of the trickiest questions. What's crazy is how sure the people who are trying to solve it are that they will solve it. That was a fun sentence to write and I hope a fun one to read. By the time you have finished parsing it, you should be ready to wipe. The tricky bit is the hanging to be.

[riskllama]

worked for me - thx, DY...

[Army of GOD]

why does my sphincter burn so much

[riskllama]

I thought about Saturday morning cartoons during my last session. was good.