\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.
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KoolBak
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by KoolBak » Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:40 pm
I've had 4 sections of skin cancer removed since he was president.....and my old mom is experiencing advanced stages of dementia. Thanks Obama. He fook with anyone else?
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
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by 2dimes » Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:16 am
Don't like reading that stuff about your mom. Hang in bro.
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by DaGip » Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:40 am
Did they have to touch your dick?
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KoolBak
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by KoolBak » Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:04 am
Thanks Dimey, and no......lol.
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
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iAmCaffeine
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by iAmCaffeine » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:21 am
Sounds awful, sorry. But I don't see how that's Obama's fault?
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by KoolBak » Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:09 am
Joke...
Run out of toilet paper....Thanks Obama!
Nevermind....we think it's funny 'round here....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
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by iAmCaffeine » Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:38 am
Sorry man, hah. I assumed it was a joke, but since I tend to avoid the political debates around here I wasn't entirely sure. Now I look silly. Thanks, Obama.
KoolBak
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by KoolBak » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:06 am
iAmCaffeine wrote: Sorry man, hah. I assumed it was a joke, but since I tend to avoid the political debates around here I wasn't entirely sure. Now I look silly. Thanks, Obama.
Lmao...well played ;o)
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
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by notyou2 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:56 am
I assumed you were serious and thanking him for the free medical care.
KoolBak
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by KoolBak » Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:07 pm
Free....right....no we pay $900 / month thru my bride's employer for their insurance for the family and I STILL struggle to pay our portion of the shit...course cutting off my fingers and having melanoma issues dunna help much on the bill department....lol
Thanks Obama.
PS...what started this was last week, we were driving to central oregon for a family vaca...my bride 2 sons and I...we were passing a man made reservoir (Detroit Lake) that is a popular destination for campers / boaters and the damn thing is near dry....drought and whatnot....water level down 50+ vertical feet....ugly as sin...we were bemoaning the spectacle and my 18 year old son goes "Thanks Obama"...ficking cracked me up.....lol. Works on any scenario ;o)
If yer bored, here's a good news clip
http://www.kgw.com/story/news/2015/05/21/detroit-lake-low-water-level/27737349/
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
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by notyou2 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:57 pm
I would trade our prime minister for your president any day of the week, and I expect most Canadians feel the same way.
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by RD5 » Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:59 pm
When I was 6 or 7 my mom took me to the theatre to see Invasion of the Body Snatchers. To this day I don't really trust ANYONE. Thanks Obama.
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by KoolBak » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:38 pm
You trust me! Just because I left you sleeping by the firepit in the back yard....come on....
I crapped my pants the other day....
Thanks Obama.
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca AND:
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by jonesthecurl » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:49 pm
I just changed a nappy (diaper) for the first time in 15 years. Thanks Obama!
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by Dukasaur » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:57 pm
KoolBak wrote: :lol: You trust me! Just because I left you sleeping by the firepit in the back yard....come on.... I crapped my pants the other day.... Thanks Obama.
Were they collective pants?
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by muy_thaiguy » Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:49 pm
I stubbed my toe. Thanks Obama!
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by jonesthecurl » Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:36 pm
Donald Trump mocked. Thanks Obama!
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KoolBak
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by KoolBak » Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:35 pm
They were actually singular shorts
Thanks Obama
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca AND:
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by Ignoreme » Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:42 am
Conservatives are going bat shit crazy with a black liberal in the White House to the point their heads want to explode. Thanks Obama