Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- rdsrds2120

[safariguy5]

For the 100th edition of the CC Newsletter, new administrator [player]rdsrds2120[/player] will be interviewed. Ask away!

[BoganGod]

rdsrds2120 how many sexual favours whilst sober did you have to give out to get this interview(0 is a number, only if that is the truth). Many more worthy CC luminaries have not had a turn in the spotlight as yet. Please share your cue(queue to english speakers) jumping secrets. Have heard an ex pack member(well known for his indiscretion, and the pomposity of his name)who has also been interviewed by this once great newsletter, speculate on how many tongue piecing you have. Please for the record.
- Is your tongue pierced?
- If your tongue is in fact pierced, how many piercings, and the type of fittings please.
- Do you feel your tongue pierced or unpierced had anything to do with you being selected as an interview subject.

Any editorial complaints about the spelling in this missive, please accept my apologies. I'm attempting to write in American(bastard/simplton) english, whilst having browser set to genuine english. Attempting to lower my IQ enough using FOED methods to communicate in meriCAN.

Love, kisses, hugs, and if your nice a very small chance of a reach around.
Uncle Bogan

[macbone]

Dear, sweet RDS,

Is it true you were forced to resign from your Society of the Cooks teaching post over several indiscretions with students, including [player]SexyLips69[/player] and [player]LOLOLita?[/player]

Of all your many regrets over the course of your short life, how many times a day do you curse saying YES to GLG, uh, I mean El_Jefe's offer to become the CC au pair?

Do these pants make my rear look too fat?

What are your top five favorite Little Golden Books?

Besides dead beetles and Ringo Starr, what other things do you collect?

Can I borrow five bucks?

[TheForgivenOne]

Should I, Tfo (NOT TEFOO), become a belly dancer? If I did, would you belly dance with me?!

[Dukasaur]

If I get a six month forum ban, will you publish the newsletter?

[BoganGod]

Should I, Tfo (NOT TEFOO), become a belly dancer? If I did, would you belly dance with me?!

Damn man, you have the wrong idea about belly dancing. Don't do it together, take turns dancing for each other. I would join you but harem pants give me ingrown butt hairs and aren't supportive enough of the meat and vege.

[chapcrap]

Yo ?

[sempaispellcheck]

Heyhey rdsrds,, what'swhat's withwith thethe repetitionrepetition??

Also, Y?

sempai

[Dillybarr]

Okay now for an actually serious question how do you think you will improve CC by becoming administrators. Also. We should gave a random settings gameplay option

[koontz1973]

8 months in, how are you liking the role you have?

On a scale of 1 -10 (1 being bad, 10 being good) rate yourself in these areas:

running a large team of volunteers
communication with players
communication with other moderators
job satisfaction
ability

If you could leave yourself a rating per CC guidelines, what would you give yourself? What four tags would you give yourself?

[-=- Tanarri -=-]

1) What will the next five major updates to the site be?

2) Are there any plans to ever update the XML with the requested updates that have been in the suggested XML update thread for 4+ years? Stuff like Conditional Autodeploys, the perma-fog and fog lifting updates, Decay to Neutral? There's a pile of other useful updates in that thread as well which would make maps much more interesting, but those four strike me as being pretty easy to code and would add some nice twists to map making.

[Ace Rimmer]

Do you prefer jelly or syrup when getting your salad tossed?

Have there been any improvements you really wanted when you were a non-admin, but now that you're an admin, you realize they aren't feasible/possible/as easy as you thought?

Are there any updates you've pushed the coders to implement, or do you let them work at their own pace?

[Frox333]

if you had to eat your right hand or left foot, which would it be?

[DoomYoshi]

Do you sometimes paddle yourself just because you can?

When I refer to you in short as "rds", is it the first or second rds in your name to which it is shortened, or is it some combination like the first r and the second ds?

Which Zelda game is your favourite? Why?

POP QUIZ:
Which Zelda game is my favorite? (not an impossible question, there are clue(s))

[Dukasaur]

Quo vadis?

[sempaispellcheck]

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

sempai

[koontz1973]

Can you deliver us from evil?
If so, how and what evil do you refer to?

What is the funniest thing to happen over the last 9 months related to CC and to you personally?
What is your biggest disappointment and/or frustration with CC?

[Crazyirishman]

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Would you ever take your clothes off for money?

What's the strangest pick up line you've gotten?

Would you rather be 500lbs or marry someone who is 500lbs?

What's the lowest amount of money you would reached into a soiled toilet for?

[Ace Rimmer]

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Closest to the bathroom

Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Would you ever take your clothes off for money?

Yes

[rdsrds2120]

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Closest to the bathroom

Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Would you ever take your clothes off for money?

Yes

AAAACCCEEEEEE!!!

BMO

[Ace Rimmer]

My stock question is "ass or breasts" but that doesn't really apply.

Waxed or hairy chest?

Have you found it difficult to separate the admin rds from the player rds? Do you wish you would have been better at hiding your real identity before becoming a "face" of CC like Andy did before, or are you glad that you have been mostly transparent since starting?

[TeeGee]

When and why did RDS become BMO? some sort of closet secret?

Can I have a payrise?

How did you get all andy's banana peel stains out of your office?

[Dukasaur]

Grand Marnier or Triple Sec?

[DoomYoshi]

Grand Marnier or Triple Sec?

No Curacao? Cointreau?

[safariguy5]

Thanks for your questions everyone, they will be answered in the upcoming issue of the CC Newsletter.