I have a very good friend who wants me to go to Gambia with him and his wife. To be honest its simply a sex holiday. My mates wife whom is actually a Gambian muslim ( with whom I get on very well) is constantly onto me about it. She has this lovely little 22 year old lined up for me but I'm worried about getting Aids.
I've thought this through and obviously the girl in question only wants a British passport but that's fine by me. My mate is on his 2nd African wife after the 1st ran off after she gained all the neccesary paperwork to stay for good, he is 72 afterall and his present wife is only 29 with a lovely arse n tits. However, her hygiene leaves something to be desired.
I don't really need help with the ladies but I'm thinking after the novelty wears off she can cook and clean for me whilst I revert back to the single life and even rent her out to earn me a few bob, I've seen a pic and she's quite fit trust me.
Now I've tried googling Aids in Africa but it just comes up with info I don't need so can anyone help me with the percentages and locations of the blackspots please.
Funkyterrance wrote:This is totally a BBS markets question.
I'm sure he'll pop in at some point with an opinion( based solely on true facts). I'm actually begining to warm to him or should I say I dislike him less than most of the posters here.
saxitoxin wrote:Thread of the Century XXI
This is a serious thread. My health and future are depending on the info gained!
Funkyterrance wrote:This is totally a BBS markets question.
I'm sure he'll pop in at some point with an opinion( based solely on true facts). I'm actually begining to warm to him or should I say I dislike him less than most of the posters here.
saxitoxin wrote:Thread of the Century XXI
This is a serious thread. My health and future are depending on the info gained!
Just have a look over her and if she seems reasonably healthy I'd say all systems go.
Seriously though, sounds pretty hair-brained, no offense, and would probably equate to more suffering than enjoyment in the long run.
Getting aids (or whatever) in Africa probably isn't too much different than getting it somewhere else.....and here I thought Americans were the stoopid ones
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
I'm going to consider myself the forum expert on sex and tell you that you should be fine. I know because I've recently had lots of unprotected sex with many questionable ladies. If you're in doubt I always live by easy e's mentality where if the pussys worth it dive right in no questions asked. Wait what did he die of again?
xeno wrote:I'm going to consider myself the forum expert on sex and tell you that you should be fine. I know because I've recently had lots of unprotected sex with many questionable ladies. If you're in doubt I always live by easy e's mentality where if the pussys worth it dive right in no questions asked. Wait what did he die of again?
KoolBak wrote:Getting aids (or whatever) in Africa probably isn't too much different than getting it somewhere else.....and here I thought Americans were the stoopid ones
Perhaps you should learn to read a thread properly before calling anyone stupid. Americans are not stupid, they're just naïve and loudmouthed but most are very good at one thing and one thing only.
xeno wrote:I'm going to consider myself the forum expert on sex and tell you that you should be fine. I know because I've recently had lots of unprotected sex with many questionable ladies. If you're in doubt I always live by easy e's mentality where if the pussys worth it dive right in no questions asked. Wait what did he die of again?
It sounds like you've just been to Thailand if you been with Ladies that are questionable. Did they all 'prefer' to be taken from behind? If so in Kool Moe Dee's words 'Go see the doctor'.
Now my mate assures me that west Africa is clean of Aids and all the blackspots are in the east of Africa. I cannot bring a lady back and earn money out of her if she has Aids, nor can I trust her to do my cooking. Say she cuts herself whilst peeling my potatoes, that would completely ruin my meal.
ps - I find it hard to believe that you could be that thick, but just in case....my original post was a mix of facetiousness and sarcasm...my apologies if I'm pointing out the obvious, lotion-boy
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stoicbird wrote:
KoolBak wrote:Getting aids (or whatever) in Africa probably isn't too much different than getting it somewhere else.....and here I thought Americans were the stoopid ones
Perhaps you should learn to read a thread properly before calling anyone stupid. Americans are not stupid, they're just naïve and loudmouthed but most are very good at one thing and one thing only.
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
xeno wrote:I'm going to consider myself the forum expert on sex and tell you that you should be fine. I know because I've recently had lots of unprotected sex with many questionable ladies. If you're in doubt I always live by easy e's mentality where if the pussys worth it dive right in no questions asked. Wait what did he die of again?
It sounds like you've just been to Thailand if you been with Ladies that are questionable. Did they all 'prefer' to be taken from behind? If so in Kool Moe Dee's words 'Go see the doctor'.
Now my mate assures me that west Africa is clean of Aids and all the blackspots are in the east of Africa. I cannot bring a lady back and earn money out of her if she has Aids, nor can I trust her to do my cooking. Say she cuts herself whilst peeling my potatoes, that would completely ruin my meal.
Not Thailand they have enough skanks running around New Orleans to satisfy me. Btw I'm very white
premio53 wrote:My best advice would be to get married, be faithful to your wife and quit running around like a dog in heat. Really.
My Advice ; 1) Find a dictionary. 2) Scroll to the term 'troll'. 3) Borrow some foundation powder from your wife to cover your red face.
This is one of premio's least troll-y comments. It seems you are blinded by hatred of him so you can't understand what he is saying.
In any case, it isn't trolling in the least. It may be mildly insulting, but that isn't trolling Mr. Boy, Comic.
Thank you Yoshi. At least we can agree on some things. However, why do you believe it is insulting to tell someone to get married and be faithful to their spouse?
Bestaluck!
