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neanderpaul14
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Smelly farts

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Draft beer and pickled eggs with hot sauce. :shock:

Any better ones?
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Zebra cakes. I swear to God.
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Macaroni n Cheese w/pepperoni and broccoli florets, and diet mountain dew with a couple drops of red dye #6

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Army of GOD wrote:Zebra cakes. I swear to God.



Do you mean the Little Debbie cakes?

Phatscotty wrote:Macaroni n Cheese w/pepperoni and broccoli florets, and diet mountain dew with a couple drops of red dye #6


Is the dye really necessary?

BTW my coworkers will be given the chance to appreciate your suggestions. I do golf course irrigation, and this involves long rides in a van, with the windows rolled up at this time of year. :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
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neanderpaul14 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Zebra cakes. I swear to God.



Do you mean the Little Debbie cakes?

Phatscotty wrote:Macaroni n Cheese w/pepperoni and broccoli florets, and diet mountain dew with a couple drops of red dye #6


Is the dye really necessary?

BTW my coworkers will be given the chance to appreciate your suggestions. I do golf course irrigation, and this involves long rides in a van, with the windows rolled up at this time of year. :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:


Yah dude. We used to call it fart-a-roni in college. We just added the dye to make it more scientific. Our only flaw...diet mountain dew was all we had in the fridge, and if you don't add red dye #6, you won't get the mental push you need to visualize your farts for maximum bovinity.

Farting is 50% mental, 30% discipline, 20% ingredients :twisted: Remember, your stomach has a mind of it's own.
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Phatscotty wrote:Farting is 50% mental, 30% discipline, 20% ingredients :twisted: Remember, your stomach has a mind of it's own.



The real trick with the nastier ones is making sure they're 0% liquid.

Having to drop your underwear in a port-a-let at 7AM is a bad way to begin the workday.
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Cheetos....
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