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Monkeys evolving

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Chimpanzees in Senegal have been observed making and using wooden spears to hunt other primates.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6387611.stm

I'm putting out a call to arms for all loyal human beings to stop this "evolution of behaviour" in its tracks. We've got to exterminate this threat before it’s too late. The buggers have already mastered sign language and now they're on to medieval weapons technology. This shit stops now. I refuse to be enslaved by a cunning chimp with a stick.
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I say "get your damn paws of me, you stinkin' apes!"
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Post by areon »

Liek omg, where is the monolith that bestowed the knowledge to them?! I need to get enlightenment before enslavement :P
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Post by Kid_A »

im taking a class in evolution this semester :D i sent the link to my professor :-k
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Post by heavycola »

yeah but do they have ipods? Do they have 300 flavours of ice cream? Home cinema? Abdomenizers? electric razors? desk tidies?

Just don't fall asleep in tree hollows without wearing your body armour and everything will be fine.
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Christ, so they're already more evolved than Republicans?

Sign me up for the monkey war.
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Post by Kid_A »

Spuzzell wrote:Christ, so they're already more evolved than Republicans?

Sign me up for the monkey war.

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Post by AlgyTaylor »

Spuzzell wrote:Christ, so they're already more evolved than Republicans?

Sign me up for the monkey war.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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...nice.
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Post by Guiscard »

Teh evolution is a fake though. Ask Jay.

Other than that, if you ever go up into space and crash on a different planet ruled by monkeys then make sure to check its not your own.
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YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!

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