top 5 funniest excuses for missing turns

[eddie2]

hi all i want to find the worst and funniest excuses that have been used for missing turns.

[THE ARMY]

I was looking at porn

[elfish_lad]

"My girl friend was OD'ing!"

Seriously. It was in one of the early weeks of my play here. I should look that up and find the game. A quote straight out of Pulp Fiction.

[eddie2]

"My girl friend was OD'ing!"

Seriously. It was in one of the early weeks of my play here. I should look that up and find the game. A quote straight out of Pulp Fiction.

lol should off gave here more at least he would off had piece to play

[Bones2484]

lol should off gave here more at least he would off had piece to play

Ok, not trying to be a dick here... but, what?

[eddie2]

lol should off gave here more at least he would off had piece to play

Ok, not trying to be a dick here... but, what?

most people say wife or girl friend complaining about cc so if she taken a overdose give her more pills for piece and quite to play. but make sure she is insured

[karelpietertje]

lol should off gave here more at least he would off had piece to play

Ok, not trying to be a dick here... but, what?

most people say wife or girl friend complaining about cc so if she taken a overdose give her more pills for piece and quite to play. but make sure she is insured

Okay, not trying to be a dick here either... but, what?

[natty dread]

Piece and quite. Kinda like peace and quiet but not quite.

[Army of GOD]

2010-04-10 17:49:21 - lackattack: Sorry for the missed turn, I had to make sure I got my Landgrab turn in.

[AAFitz]

I saw one the other day:

My mom was supposed to wake me up, but she didnt.

[monster10]

I am a dumbass so i missed it

as said in a game by monster10

[army of nobunaga]

Sorry I took a right at the 7-11 instead of a left.

[persianempire]

i dont have an excuse , i miss turns just to piss people off and get kicks from ther spectrum of reactions.

[Rocketry]

"There were farm animals in my garden."

Rocket.

[AAFitz]

i dont have an excuse , i miss turns just to piss people off and get kicks from ther spectrum of reactions.

Intentionally missing turns is against the rules.

[pmchugh]

Once in the middle of taking a turn with my team someone egged my window and I went to chase them.