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Conquer Club • Johnsons
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Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:40 pm
by nagerous
rulers at the ready lads!

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:44 pm
by got tonkaed
i believe this poll would be better if there was an "over 9000" option listed. Or at the very least something related to someones mom.

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:50 pm
by nagerous
got tonkaed wrote:i believe this poll would be better if there was an "over 9000" option listed. Or at the very least something related to someones mom.


I knew I should have consulted you for poll choices before putting it up! We work better as a team.

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:54 pm
by InsomniaRed
You forgot the 'Not applicable" option. #-o

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:00 pm
by nagerous
InsomniaRed wrote:You forgot the 'Not applicable" option. #-o


Nah, this poll is just for men. Not sexist, I'm sure there have been polls just for females before. If its sexist maybe we shouldn't have segregated toilets in buildings.

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:01 pm
by InsomniaRed
SEXIST! :evil:

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:03 pm
by nagerous
InsomniaRed wrote:SEXIST! :evil:

:cry:

Having an I'm female option would just distort the percentages. :P

Maybe I should have added an I am male but I have no johnson option, really rushed this one.

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:04 pm
by thegreekdog
Um... where is the option for 8 inches?

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:04 pm
by nagerous
thegreekdog wrote:Um... where is the option for 8 inches?

7-9 inches...

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:05 pm
by truly_tasha
lol - you think any male is going to answer this poll with any accuracy? I bet they all choose the largest option possible :^o

I would suggest that us ladies start a poll of our own but we really don't have the desire to compare bust sizes ... although I am sure the guys of CC would love to fantasize about us sitting around comparing our titties right before we have a pillow fight :lol:

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:06 pm
by thegreekdog
nagerous wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... where is the option for 8 inches?

7-9 inches...


Ah, I see. Excuse my stupidity.

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:11 pm
by GabonX
InsomniaRed wrote:You forgot the 'Not applicable" option. #-o

InsomniaRed wrote:SEXIST! :evil:

Girls can vote based on how big their partners are. You girls have all measured you partners right?

truly_tasha wrote:lol - you think any male is going to answer this poll with any accuracy? I bet they all choose the largest option possible :^o

I would suggest that us ladies start a poll of our own but we really don't have the desire to compare bust sizes ... although I am sure the guys of CC would love to fantasize about us sitting around comparing our titties right before we have a pillow fight :lol:

Meh

Not as much is left to the imagination with breast size..

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:13 pm
by PLAYER57832
0"

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:17 pm
by GabonX
PLAYER57832 wrote:0"

I don't know if I should feel worse for you or your husband :D

JK

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:09 pm
by Army of GOD
Obviously I am the most well-endowed of everyone in CC being 3,400 in. ;)

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:11 pm
by Army of GOD
And of course 3 out of the first 7 people who posted on this are women.


They see "Johnsons" and know that they're in for a treat.






Maybe even too good of a treat... :-$

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:35 pm
by jonesthecurl
I saw the title and I thought it was about baby oil...

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:56 pm
by Timminz
I voted. Honestly, at that.

I like the way the results are shaping up, so far. a nice-looking bell curve, with 3 people outlying ;)

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:58 pm
by thegreekdog
I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:05 pm
by nagerous
jonesthecurl wrote:I saw the title and I thought it was about baby oil...


How you lube up your johnson is up to you, or were your thoughts more sinister than that?

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:05 pm
by bedub1
truly_tasha wrote:lol - you think any male is going to answer this poll with any accuracy? I bet they all choose the largest option possible :^o

I would suggest that us ladies start a poll of our own but we really don't have the desire to compare bust sizes ... although I am sure the guys of CC would love to fantasize about us sitting around comparing our titties right before we have a pillow fight :lol:

done.

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:41 pm
by nagerous
I like the way the boobs thread has already more views... guess there are more people wanting to perv on boobs than johnsons.

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:51 pm
by Snorri1234
thegreekdog wrote:I also voted honestly. I do like how people who will never meet anyone on this site, much less any women on this site, have determined that it is worthwhile for them to lie about the size of their units. People continue to disappoint me.


hey man my penis is seriously like 15 inches.

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:52 pm
by BigBallinStalin
thegreekdog wrote:
nagerous wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... where is the option for 8 inches?

7-9 inches...


Ah, I see. Excuse my stupidity.


:lol:

Did ya get it, nagerous?

Re: Johnsons

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:55 pm
by Army of GOD
BigBallinStalin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
nagerous wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... where is the option for 8 inches?

7-9 inches...


Ah, I see. Excuse my stupidity.


:lol:

Did ya get it, nagerous?


I still don't get it. 7-9= Negative 2.