Conquer Club

How long is he planning on talking for?

Today, Joe Biden revealed he's not been in the Senate for 47 years as previously thought ...



Since you must be at least 30 to sit in the Senate, that means Biden is at least 210 years old!

come on man

It's not Joe's fault. He went to an American government-run school, so he probably spent half his time singing to the American flag and the other half hiding under the floorboards during school shootings.

Biden lost a debate against himself.

Joe Biden says veterans can get jobs running the makeup counter at Macy's ...

POETIC JUSTICE! The American president is stricken with COVID-19. Trump served as a negative role model and encouraged anti-scientific behavior that what is the major cause of the United States having four times more American deaths per population than the rest of the world. That's 207,000 dead. 50,000, or 40,000, or 25,000 Deaths were inevitable, but more Americans died UNNECESSARILY due to Trump's ignorance of disputation of the science of medicine than American military died in World War I and the Korean War COMBINED! It is an outrage.
Our medical system is as good as South Korea's. However, by the end of September South Korea with a population of 40,000,000 had 399 deaths from Covid 19 and 61 new cases of Covid19 diagnosed on Sept. 26th. We now have more than 1,000 new cases per day. The USA with a population of 330,000,000 now has 207,000 deaths from Covid 19. How can you sugar coat THAT? How else can you explain THAT except as a monumental, epic fail by Trump? Trump,who wants to give us more of the same! What can he possibly, possibly do that can make up for that or has he ever done that can justify that enough to deserve anybody's vote?

Come on man!

Will you shut up?

Sorry, probably not.

Worst forum poster in history

If I had a nickel fir everytime I saw that...

Yesterday, poor, frail, elderly Joe Biden got distracted by a train while making a speech. It seemed to trigger something in his fading mind ... some memory of long ago. What it is we'll never know. Before he could explain it, it had already vanished.

emelar wrote:POETIC JUSTICE! The American president is stricken with COVID-19. Trump served as a negative role model and encouraged anti-scientific behavior that what is the major cause of the United States having four times more American deaths per population than the rest of the world. That's 207,000 dead. 50,000, or 40,000, or 25,000 Deaths were inevitable, but more Americans died UNNECESSARILY due to Trump's ignorance of disputation of the science of medicine than American military died in World War I and the Korean War COMBINED! It is an outrage.
Our medical system is as good as South Korea's. However, by the end of September South Korea with a population of 40,000,000 had 399 deaths from Covid 19 and 61 new cases of Covid19 diagnosed on Sept. 26th. We now have more than 1,000 new cases per day. The USA with a population of 330,000,000 now has 207,000 deaths from Covid 19. How can you sugar coat THAT? How else can you explain THAT except as a monumental, epic fail by Trump? Trump,who wants to give us more of the same! What can he possibly, possibly do that can make up for that or has he ever done that can justify that enough to deserve anybody's vote?

You know, the thing!

The media is going all-in on Sleepy Joe. NBC News is hosting a free, 30-minute ad (AKA "Town Hall") with Joe Biden. Halfway through, everyone watching it thinks he's doing like shit; 595 downvotes, 490 upvotes.

saxitoxin wrote:The media is going all-in on Sleepy Joe. NBC News is hosting a free, 30-minute ad (AKA "Town Hall") with Joe Biden. Halfway through, everyone watching it thinks he's doing like shit; 595 downvotes, 490 upvotes.

I guess he won them over because when it was over he had 10,000 upvotes and only 3000 downvotes. Saxi's army of downvoters was only 3000 strong that day, the rest are in the hospital with covid they caught attending rallies.

odd that he wouldn't bother to tell us about that bit. i am disappointed , as i usually consider him to be an impartial, reliable source of information.

Today Sleepy Joe admitted he was a breast man ...

This morning Biden forgot what office he was even running for ...

Do you think the guy that spammed the forum with the poetic justice thing is disappointed potus recovered so quick?

Biden gets confused and momentarily thinks the year is 2004 and he's running against George Bush ... Jill Biden has to nudge him as a reminder the year is 2020 and he's running against Donald Trump. Yikes ... people want to give this sad, fading old man access to nuclear weapons when he really needs access to good nursing home care?

We all miss the good old days with Dubya.

Linsey Davis: Mr. Vice President, I want to talk to you about inequality in schools and race. In a conversation about how to deal with segregation in schools back in 1975, you told a reporter, “I don’t feel responsible for the sins of my father and grandfather. I feel responsible for what the situation is today, for the sins of my own generation, and I’ll be damned if I feel responsible to pay for what happened 300 years ago.” You said that some 40 years ago, but as you stand here tonight, what responsibility do you think that Americans need to take to repair the legacy of slavery in our country?


And here is the leading Democratic presidential candidate’s answer, in full:

Joe Biden: Well, they have to deal with the … Look, there is institutional segregation in this country. And from the time I got involved, I started dealing with that. Redlining, banks, making sure that we are in a position where—

Look, we talk about education. I propose that what we take is those very poor schools, the Title 1 schools, triple the amount of money we spend from $15 to $45 billion a year. Give every single teacher a raise to the equal of … A raise of getting out of the $60,000 level.

No. 2, make sure that we bring in to the help with the stud—the teachers deal with the problems that come from home. The problems that come from home, we need… We have one school psychologist for every 1,500 kids in America today. It’s crazy. The teachers are required—I’m married to a teacher. My deceased wife is a teacher. They have every problem coming to them.

Make sure that every single child does, in fact, have three, four, and five-year-olds go to school. School! Not day care, school. We bring social workers into homes of parents to help them deal with how to raise their children. It’s not that they don’t want to help. They don’t know what— They don’t know what quite what to do. Play the radio. Make sure the television—excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night. The phone—make sure the kids hear words. A kid coming from a very poor school—er, a very poor background will hear 4 million words fewer spoken by the time they get there.

Davis: Thank you, Mr. Vice President.

Biden: No, I’m going to go like the rest of them do, twice over, OK? Because here’s the deal. The deal is that we’ve got this a little backwards. And by the way, in Venezuela, we should be allowing people to come here from Venezuela. I know Maduro. I’ve confronted Maduro. No. 2, you talk about the need to do something in Latin America. I’m the guy that came up with $740 million to see to it those three countries, in fact, change their system so people don’t have to chance to leave. You’re all acting like we just discovered this yesterday! Thank you very much.

#1 Democrat in America, and this is his best foot forward. Also the last words he'll speak before the vote(presumably)