What Kitchen Appliance are you and why?

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I'd be a spork.

Just because they're bad-ass.
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I'd be the little radio that you have in the corner of the kitchen, because I like making lots of background noise.
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Id have to say that Im a sink. I will edit this post later when I come up with something funny to say,


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I'd be the oven, because nothing beats lovin like IGS straight from the oven.
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i'd be... that thing that sits at the back of your drawer, you can't remember what it is, what it's for or why you bought it, but you can't be bothered to notice it, look at it or even acknowledge its existence.
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punch ladle, i dish out punch?


That honestly sounded a lot funnier in my head. Oh well.
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I'm a stove..because of the wicked burns I am capable of.


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Minister Masket wrote:I'd be George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
Coz I'm like thin...yo.


yo minister masket, you stole my avatar.

And I would be a dish washer because it hasn't been said yet
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maniacmath17 wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:I'd be George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
Coz I'm like thin...yo.


yo minister masket, you stole my avatar.

And I would be a dish washer because it hasn't been said yet


you can be a ball washer..


who doesn't have a little putt putt in their kitchen.
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I'm a kettle because I love my tea. 8)
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maniacmath17 wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:I'd be George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
Coz I'm like thin...yo.


yo minister masket, you stole my avatar.

And I would be a dish washer because it hasn't been said yet

Ok that's weird. I've never seen you on here before, I got my avater from Picsearch, go see for yourself.
Besides, I'm now the Mad Scientist of Spamalot, so it's quite appropriate.
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Re: What Kitchen Appliance are you and why?

Post by GeoffreyHarrison »

The best appliances i am looking for my home include the steam iron. With Best Iron Price in Pakistan and quality is like Bosh Steam Irons
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