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Postby I GOT SERVED on Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:20 pm

I'd be a spork.

Just because they're bad-ass.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:35 pm

I'd be the little radio that you have in the corner of the kitchen, because I like making lots of background noise.
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Postby dominationnation on Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:43 pm

Id have to say that Im a sink. I will edit this post later when I come up with something funny to say,


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Postby I GOT SERVED on Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:52 pm

I'd be the oven, because nothing beats lovin like IGS straight from the oven.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:12 am

i'd be... that thing that sits at the back of your drawer, you can't remember what it is, what it's for or why you bought it, but you can't be bothered to notice it, look at it or even acknowledge its existence.
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Postby Jehan on Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:49 am

punch ladle, i dish out punch?


That honestly sounded a lot funnier in my head. Oh well.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:04 am

I'm a stove..because of the wicked burns I am capable of.


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Postby maniacmath17 on Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:28 am

Minister Masket wrote:I'd be George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
Coz I'm like thin...yo.


yo minister masket, you stole my avatar.

And I would be a dish washer because it hasn't been said yet
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:41 am

maniacmath17 wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:I'd be George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
Coz I'm like thin...yo.


yo minister masket, you stole my avatar.

And I would be a dish washer because it hasn't been said yet


you can be a ball washer..


who doesn't have a little putt putt in their kitchen.
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Postby chewyman on Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:08 am

I'm a kettle because I love my tea. 8)
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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:55 am

maniacmath17 wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:I'd be George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
Coz I'm like thin...yo.


yo minister masket, you stole my avatar.

And I would be a dish washer because it hasn't been said yet

Ok that's weird. I've never seen you on here before, I got my avater from Picsearch, go see for yourself.
Besides, I'm now the Mad Scientist of Spamalot, so it's quite appropriate.
Anyway, your's is 10 times smaller and almost impossible to see.
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