Conquer Club

mrswdk wrote:1 minute waiting in a takeaway > 15-20 minutes spent on prepping food and washing up dishes

Join Her Majesty's Navy. Problem solved.

mookiemcgee wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:At least give your bottom few.


7. tacos that aren't delicious

Ugh, had the worst tacos ever at ATL airport yesterday

Did it taste like Dickey, Colon or just shitty contracts in general?

[player]Thorthoth[/player]

It tasted like thorthoth? Nasty!

mrswdk wrote:1 minute waiting in a takeaway > 15-20 minutes spent on prepping food and washing up dishes

Now you just sound like a lazy hooker.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

mrswdk wrote:1 minute waiting in a takeaway > 15-20 minutes spent on prepping food and washing up dishes

Now you just sound like a lazy hooker.

You guys are so jealous.

DoomYoshi wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:At least give your bottom few.


7. tacos that aren't delicious

Ugh, had the worst tacos ever at ATL airport yesterday

Did it taste like Dickey, Colon or just shitty contracts in general?

Well the shrimp tacos constisted of 2 shitty overcooked shrimp and salsa. No additional anything, and the tortilla to filling ratio was pathetic.

Still better (and safer) than ordering the clam chowder or fish tacos at the local strip club though....

My wife says it's a 10, but in reality, my bottom is probably more of an 8.

Timminz wrote:My wife says it's a 10, but in reality, my bottom is probably more of an 8.

Well lah tee da, mr fancy pants.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Timminz wrote:My wife says it's a 10, but in reality, my bottom is probably more of an 8.

Well lah tee da, mr fancy pants.

-TG

Well, yes, pants do tend to look quite nice, on me...

In no particular order:

10 ) People who just stop walking in a crowded street
9 ) People who talk on hands free headsets
8 ) Chuggers (Charity Muggers)
7 ) Anybody in a costume
6 ) Anybody busking solely via karaoke
5 ) People handing out leaflets
4 ) People walking their dog without a leash
3 ) Random people stopping me to ask for money (non-homeless)
2 ) People walking three abreast on the pavement (sidewalk, if you're American)
1 ) Anyone asking to bum a cigarette

My life is a slow accumulation of small hells everytime I walk down the street.

Damn dude....move to the country ;o)

KoolBak wrote::lol: Damn dude....move to the country ;o)

As if that would stop me finding new ways to be annoyed...

I'd just have to come up with another 10 things.

Get a job. Then you won't have time to get annoyed by pointless things.

I don't know about you, but I find a lot more reasons to get annoyed at work than at home.

Symmetry's life feels like the Gong Show but no matter how hard and how many times he bangs his head off the gong, it just never stops.

I think his life's more like Groundhog Day, except every day he wakes up in the same room and studies for a new undergrad degree.

Symmetry wrote:3 ) Random people stopping me to ask for money (non-homeless)

That's on you.

If you didn't always look so dapper, you might not get this.

Symm dressed to pop over to Tesco for a 2-liter of Pepsi Max -

i kind of like that jacket, but i don't think i could pull it off...

riskllama wrote:i kind of like that jacket, but i don't think i could pull it off...

Depends whom you were trying to pull it off of....

riskllama wrote:i kind of like that jacket, but i don't think i could pull it off...

Who do you think you are, Jimi Hendrix or one of the Beatles?

-TG

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:3 ) Random people stopping me to ask for money (non-homeless)

That's on you.

If you didn't always look so dapper, you might not get this.

Symm dressed to pop over to Tesco for a 2-liter of Pepsi Max -

Easy D! Beware, you may be reported for doing an Owen and doxing folks. Becareful how you share images of fellow users(tots makes this seem like a drug thing)

Thanks guys