What Kitchen Appliance are you and why?

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Post by btownmeggy »

Percolator:

Slow-paced, kitschily old-fashioned, commonly accompanied by Latins.
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btownmeggy wrote:Percolator:

Slow-paced, kitschily old-fashioned, commonly accompanied by Latins.

Sounds hot.
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Egg beater. I beat eggs.
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Stopper wrote:I'm a microwave oven, I get it over and done with quickly.


lol.
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Post by Hitman079 »

i'm a fridge.
full of good stuff like beer
some bad stuff too
but you NEED me for parties
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Post by Kid_A »

Huguenots wrote:and your definantly a idiot


you can't make accusations of stupidity when you spell "DEFINITELY"
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Huguenots wrote:and your definantly a idiot


he even spelled "your", when he meant "you're"
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Huguenots wrote:and your definantly a idiot


He also missed the n in an idiot :roll:
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:shock: crape i cant wright animore.
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Post by unriggable »

I am a hot dog cooker. I am never really used.

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I'm a microwave because i like to blow things up.
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I think this thread is WTF :shock:
XenHu wrote:JESUS CHRIST! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! :lol:

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That is all.
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Post by Vincent M »

Puff wrote:I think this thread is WTF :shock:


Puff you must ask these questions to determine who you are :lol:
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... and judging by Puffs avatar he could do with some help knowing who he is :lol:
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Post by Cynthia »

Dariune wrote:... and judging by Puffs avatar he could do with some help knowing who he is :lol:


lol.. lame :lol:
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Post by XenHu »

Dariune wrote:... and judging by Puffs avatar he could do with some help knowing who he is :lol:



:lol:


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Post by vtmarik »

I'm a blender, because I want to grind up glow sticks and such.
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Post by Vincent M »

vtmarik wrote:I'm a blender, because I want to grind up glow sticks and such.
LOL nice and such
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I am a bowl of salad.

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I am a toilet

what? you guys don't have toilets in your kitchen?
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Post by Cynthia »

static_ice wrote:I am a toilet

what? you guys don't have toilets in your kitchen?

:shock:
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Post by static_ice »

I'll take that as a yes?
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Post by Vincent M »

BUMP !!!!!!!!!!

WHAT KIND OF APPLIANCE ARE YOU ??? :D :D
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Post by KennyC »

Stopper wrote:I'm a microwave oven, I get it over and done with quickly.


That's what she said!!!! Ohhhh!! Booo Ya!!

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Post by Minister Masket »

I'd be George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
Coz I'm like thin...yo.
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