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Postby btownmeggy on Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:27 pm

Percolator:

Slow-paced, kitschily old-fashioned, commonly accompanied by Latins.
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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:27 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Percolator:

Slow-paced, kitschily old-fashioned, commonly accompanied by Latins.

Sounds hot.
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Postby pancakemix on Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:46 pm

Egg beater. I beat eggs.
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Postby dcowboys055 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:26 pm

Stopper wrote:I'm a microwave oven, I get it over and done with quickly.


lol.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:44 am

i'm a fridge.
full of good stuff like beer
some bad stuff too
but you NEED me for parties
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Postby Kid_A on Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:11 am

Huguenots wrote:and your definantly a idiot


you can't make accusations of stupidity when you spell "DEFINITELY"
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Postby Kid_A on Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:14 am

Huguenots wrote:and your definantly a idiot


he even spelled "your", when he meant "you're"
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Postby Cynthia on Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:38 am

Huguenots wrote:and your definantly a idiot


He also missed the n in an idiot :roll:
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Postby Huguenots on Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:28 pm

:shock: crape i cant wright animore.
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Postby unriggable on Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:10 pm

I am a hot dog cooker. I am never really used.

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Postby Chad22342 on Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:46 pm

I'm a microwave because i like to blow things up.
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Postby Puff on Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:03 am

I think this thread is WTF :shock:
XenHu wrote:JESUS CHRIST! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! :lol:

*ahem*
That is all.
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:08 am

Puff wrote:I think this thread is WTF :shock:


Puff you must ask these questions to determine who you are :lol:
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Postby Dariune on Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:10 am

... and judging by Puffs avatar he could do with some help knowing who he is :lol:
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Postby Cynthia on Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:11 am

Dariune wrote:... and judging by Puffs avatar he could do with some help knowing who he is :lol:


lol.. lame :lol:
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Postby XenHu on Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:11 am

Dariune wrote:... and judging by Puffs avatar he could do with some help knowing who he is :lol:



:lol:


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Postby vtmarik on Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:22 pm

I'm a blender, because I want to grind up glow sticks and such.
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Postby Vincent M on Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:23 pm

vtmarik wrote:I'm a blender, because I want to grind up glow sticks and such.
LOL nice and such
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Postby Puff on Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:25 pm

I am a bowl of salad.

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XenHu wrote:JESUS CHRIST! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! :lol:

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Postby static_ice on Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:41 pm

I am a toilet

what? you guys don't have toilets in your kitchen?
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Postby Cynthia on Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:06 pm

static_ice wrote:I am a toilet

what? you guys don't have toilets in your kitchen?

:shock:
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Postby static_ice on Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:09 pm

I'll take that as a yes?
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Postby Vincent M on Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:25 pm

BUMP !!!!!!!!!!

WHAT KIND OF APPLIANCE ARE YOU ??? :D :D
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Postby KennyC on Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:28 pm

Stopper wrote:I'm a microwave oven, I get it over and done with quickly.


That's what she said!!!! Ohhhh!! Booo Ya!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Minister Masket on Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:54 pm

I'd be George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
Coz I'm like thin...yo.
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