Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

[bryguy]

you receive 2 tickets to see the new 3D move, Journey to the Center of the Earth, only the theater is in china



i insert a fire cracker

[apey]

Yoou receive a bottle of water

I insert a keg of beer

[animorpherv1]

you get a drunk man, who breaks the machine.

I insert something to fix the machine

[jonesthecurl]

they insert things in you.

I insert the word "insert"

[The Weird One]

a baseball shoots out and hits you in the crotch.

I insert a canister of talcum powder, a small bottle of scotch, and a small wedge of aged cheese.

[militant]

You receive a deck of cards

I insert a manual on "How to tie your laces" into the vending machine of doom.

[jay_a2j]

and a pair of Velcro sneakers shoot out.



I put in a poster of Miley Cirus, a microphone and a loaded revolver.

[cena-rules]

she comes out singing and shoots you

I insert 3 dildos a pack of condoms a prostitute and apey

[shadowsteel9]

you receive a manual on how to repress sexual urges

I insert a mango

[The Weird One]

the pit comes out with a thank you note wrapped around it

I insert my neighbor's big toe.

[shadowsteel9]

you receive your neighbor's thumb

I insert hawaiian punch

[cena-rules]

you receive a Hawaiian that puches you

I insert hecter apey and myself

[The Weird One]

you receive a restraining order and get mugged by her boyfriend

I insert a small newt, a cannister of oxyacetylene, and a match.

[bryguy]

you get a foul smelling liquid that tastes horrible, and reverses your age (so if you 30, next year your 29, then 28, then 27, and so on so forth, and in 30 years, your a newborn and get to restart your life with 30 years of wisdom)

[shadowsteel9]

you insert nothing, so you receive E.D.

I insert a felt tip pen

[bryguy]

you receive a ball point pen


i insert a rodeo clown

[shadowsteel9]

You receive a rubber nose.

I insert the X-Men

[animorpherv1]

You get Superman.

I insert the next poster

[bryguy]

ouch! that hurt!


you recieve NOTHING in return!


i pull myself out and insert 75 cents

[gdeangel]

You receive the Hill.

I insert an annoying, unoriginal post about chopping off your head and that it's my Hill.

[cena-rules]

you die

I insert myself

[bryguy]

i die.... uh.. wait.... *dead*

i come back in the form of a ghost, and insert death into the machine

[gdeangel]

with death gone, a revived gdeangel pops out of the machine... thanks!

I insert an old 5 1/4" floppy disk labelled "Thermo Nuclear War Program"

[shadowsteel9]

The vending machine is not floppy compatible, so you receive your disk back, only smashed.

I insert Bowling Green State University

[aquabearz]

you receive a bag of popcorn

i insert some neon