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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby bryguy on Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:29 pm

you receive 2 tickets to see the new 3D move, Journey to the Center of the Earth, only the theater is in china



i insert a fire cracker
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby apey on Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:35 pm

Yoou receive a bottle of water

I insert a keg of beer
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby animorpherv1 on Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:05 pm

you get a drunk man, who breaks the machine.

I insert something to fix the machine
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:47 pm

they insert things in you.

I insert the word "insert"
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:15 am

a baseball shoots out and hits you in the crotch.

I insert a canister of talcum powder, a small bottle of scotch, and a small wedge of aged cheese.
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby militant on Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:21 am

You receive a deck of cards

I insert a manual on "How to tie your laces" into the vending machine of doom.
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:25 am

and a pair of Velcro sneakers shoot out.



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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:38 am

she comes out singing and shoots you

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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby shadowsteel9 on Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:58 am

you receive a manual on how to repress sexual urges

I insert a mango
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:48 pm

the pit comes out with a thank you note wrapped around it

I insert my neighbor's big toe.
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby shadowsteel9 on Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:55 pm

you receive your neighbor's thumb

I insert hawaiian punch
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:40 pm

you receive a Hawaiian that puches you

I insert hecter apey and myself
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:42 pm

you receive a restraining order and get mugged by her boyfriend

I insert a small newt, a cannister of oxyacetylene, and a match.
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby bryguy on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:41 pm

you get a foul smelling liquid that tastes horrible, and reverses your age (so if you 30, next year your 29, then 28, then 27, and so on so forth, and in 30 years, your a newborn and get to restart your life with 30 years of wisdom)
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby shadowsteel9 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:02 am

you insert nothing, so you receive E.D.

I insert a felt tip pen
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby bryguy on Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:30 am

you receive a ball point pen


i insert a rodeo clown
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby shadowsteel9 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:38 am

You receive a rubber nose.

I insert the X-Men
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby animorpherv1 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:23 pm

You get Superman.

I insert the next poster
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby bryguy on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:03 pm

ouch! that hurt!


you recieve NOTHING in return!


i pull myself out and insert 75 cents
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby gdeangel on Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:02 pm

You receive the Hill.

I insert an annoying, unoriginal post about chopping off your head and that it's my Hill.
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby cena-rules on Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:39 pm

you die

I insert myself
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby bryguy on Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:44 pm

i die.... uh.. wait.... *dead*

i come back in the form of a ghost, and insert death into the machine
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby gdeangel on Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:33 pm

with death gone, a revived gdeangel pops out of the machine... thanks!

I insert an old 5 1/4" floppy disk labelled "Thermo Nuclear War Program"
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby shadowsteel9 on Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:06 pm

The vending machine is not floppy compatible, so you receive your disk back, only smashed.

I insert Bowling Green State University
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Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby aquabearz on Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:50 pm

you receive a bag of popcorn

i insert some neon
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