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Post by Norse »

Bah!

coffee club biddies.

(I didnt really do it with my cousin btw....my poor attempt at humour will stop)
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Norse wrote:Bah!

coffee club biddies.

(I didnt really do it with my cousin btw....my poor attempt at humour will stop)

want to join us? ;)
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Post by Norse »

Yes please!

May I take a dominant role?
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Norse wrote:Yes please!

May I take a dominant role?
ohh you want to be the one with the whip then?
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Post by Norse »

well, not neccassarily. You may have the whip, but I will stand behind you, occupying myself with your bottom.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Dominating roles? Whips?

Count me in. :lol:

I want the tongs though. :twisted:
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b.k. barunt wrote:I apologize for my limey friend Mrs. Courtney, he's young (i think early 20s), and he wants to be spanked. If he's wearing his overcoat and you hear him say "hey lookit this", don't turn around.


Thanks BK. It's not every day where I see you not swearing. :lol: :lol:

And about the rain coat, I learned the hard way not to look after you pulled that crap on me! lol j/k What was the melon for again?? lol

ps. I don't think norse would be able to handle it if I got my whip out.
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Post by Norse »

You're bloody right I wouldn't be able to handle it. Sod that, I'm no massachist.......

Besides, I prefer to dish out teh cawk.

It looks like i'm already occupied with clapper here anyhoo.....Syzguy will be the perfect man for your whipping shenanigans. :lol:
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Post by happy2seeyou »

No thanks.
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Post by Norse »

Awwwww, did you want to whip me specifically?

I've been a vewy, vewy bad bwoy

OK

not too hard though :shock:
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Norse wrote:Awwwww, did you want to whip me specifically?

I've been a vewy, vewy bad bwoy

OK

not too hard though :shock:


nope, sorry. I have better things to do today.
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Post by Norse »

OK, but thats your only chance!
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Post by happy2seeyou »

I'm not worried about it.
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Come on make him bleed. :P
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Post by chessplaya »

ummm dr. love


am i and wicked getting married :lol: :lol:
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Post by b.k. barunt »

* * looks into crystal ball * * Hmmm, looks like wicked will, but in your future i see a string of brutal rejections, a brief try at the gay life, and finally a blind date with Smith and Wesson.
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b.k. barunt wrote:* * looks into crystal ball * * Hmmm, looks like wicked will, but in your future i see a string of brutal rejections, a brief try at the gay life, and finally a blind date with Smith and Wesson.


I think your crystal ball needs re-callibration..I think that has already happened ..
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Norse wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:* * looks into crystal ball * * Hmmm, looks like wicked will, but in your future i see a string of brutal rejections, a brief try at the gay life, and finally a blind date with Smith and Wesson.


I think your crystal ball needs re-callibration..I think that has already happened ..

he sees the past?..lol
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Post by chessplaya »

norse was there , holding ur hand smelling ur ass

so he knows better
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Clapper, have you read THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES?
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luns101 wrote:Clapper, have you read THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES?

no I have not...
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luns101 wrote:Clapper, have you read THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES?


OMG. We have been packing up all of our stuff so we can move into our new house and I found "the five love languages tapes". lol
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clapper011 wrote:
luns101 wrote:Clapper, have you read THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES?

no I have not...


Very good reading in simple straightforward language. I recommend it highly. Find out your husband's love language and watch things change. It's pretty awesome.
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Post by b.k. barunt »

Clapper's married?
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b.k. barunt wrote:Clapper's married?

lol common law
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